Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell and pieces of something coming out of the tap. Turns out there was a dead snake in my water supply. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML
Today, my neighbour's boiler broke and flooded his home. To solve the problem, the water company shut off the neighbourhood's water supply while they fixed his boiler. I am now unable to shower, and I smell like a zoo animal. FML
Today, a water snake slithered into our pool. He can have it. FML
Today, I was taking a hike through the Appalachians. I lost my balance in a steep area, and grabbed for a root along the trail above me. It turned to not be a root, but a large, angry snake. FML
Today, I found that there is nothing worse than coming home to a snake slithering across your kitchen floor. Except when it disappears into your cabinets. FML
Today, when I warned my guests to check the toilet for snakes, I meant it. FML
Today, I was running water for a relaxing bath. There have been some problems with the town's water for a while now, so I was pleased when the water looked so clear. Right as I thought that, however, the water instantly changed from crystal clear to shit brown. FML
Today, I heard on television that a body was found in my city's water reservoir. Word is that it was dead for over a week. I've been drinking and showering with that water. FML
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Top comments
jchansfan 0
-Eyes light up upon seeing location- CRICKEY ITS A SNAKE! I know, I'm a bad person... =(
mordantennui 0
Basilisk! That is all..
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Comments (82)
HumptyHump 0
I'm tired of all these muthafuckin snakes in my muthafuckin water pipes!
replaceme 0
that was stellar, my friend
RoflDanke 0
lmao. x)
idkmyusername 0
#29 lmao, reminds me of the 10 miles wide vid by escape the fate. ****** bad ass :)
Telionis 0
Ohh, poor snakie... :(
muthea 0
That's happened to me before... my family shared a well with 3 other households, and a snake got in the well and spoiled the water. It was nasty!
Von_Mal 0
Hey mate, that's an anecdote I'd LOVE to have! But yeah, such things happen in Australia from what I've heard.
HxCereal 0
**** the "poor" snake! That's AWFUL!!! I'm so sorry! Ohhh jeez.
chrissy888 0
haha. FYL OP You know, the post would be more/less funny depending on what country it's from lol. Seeing as it's from Australia, my first thought was - well, it's Australia.. what would you expect??
maddie_kid 0
Just because he's from Australia doesn't mean that anything like that happens here regularly. The whole country is not overrun with animals and bush, idiot.
Bcfrmkc816 17
Yes it is over run by all kinds of critters why you think almost everybody lives in one place close to each other?
strata8 0
^^ Agreed. I hate stereotypes, especially absolutely ridiculous ones that don't make a
strata8 0
^^ Agreed. I hate stereotypes, especially ridiculous ones that don't make any sense at all. Some people ACTUALLY think that we ride around on kangaroos o.o Also, there aren't as many spiders/snakes as one might think. I live in Sydney (though I often travel further west), and I've never seen a funnelweb, redback, or live snake, and my suburb is in a national park.
BellaMuerte_fml 0
Oh, ****. That's disgusting.