By Joy - 16/06/2010 14:42 - Denmark

Today, we had guests coming over. My dad wanted me to make some bacon, but I refused because I'm a vegetarian, and don't like to touch meat. His response? 'Good joke honey, now make the bacon.' FML
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DemonChicken 0

or maybe the,"good joke honey" was sarcasm for,"I know you've given a million handjobs,just touch it" think about it!!

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tencentsakiss 19

or your dad knows you are a vegetarian but assumed that you could still at least touch meat. refusing to touch it seems extreme.

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sweetcheeks_gurl 0

who cares if the animal is being treated poorly. theyve been treated inhumanely since cavemen days. besides these animals are being breed for our meat consumption ways so they're just fulfilling what they were born to do

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sweetcheeks_gurl 0

who cares if the animal is being treated poorly. theyve been treated inhumanely since cavemen days. besides these animals are being breed for our meat consumption ways so they're just fulfilling what they were born to do

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SaturnE_fml 0

So your dad doesn't monitor what's on your plate, you're old enough to get your own food. Be a good kid and do as your told, and please use a spatula instead of your fingers.

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corb0082 0

oh i thought he was leading more towards a sex joke.

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Carolina_girl222 0

ydi it for being a vegeterian

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aardvarkish 16

There goes the "red meat makes you fat" argument.

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aardvarkish 16

I work with bullets, but I don't eat them. Hint, hint.

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lnull 0

Its meat you can freaking touch it. I'm lactose intolerant but I still handle dairy.

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caroliiineXD_fml 0

there's nothing wrong with being a vegetarian. so shut your mouths. i'm a vegetarian because i physically CAN'T eat meat. you don't know the reasoning, quit judging. gosh.

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BeyondDespair 0

190, Vegans can be healthy if they do it the right way, and with any diet you have if you don't eat right or exercise, you can become unhealthy. It's the same for everyone. :)

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