Happy Frustrating 4th of July!

By Anonymous - 05/07/2023 07:00

Today, my wife won't let me light one my fireworks off early. I'm a grown man, darn it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 230
You deserved it 1 017

Same thing different taste

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Your neighbors are gonna be grateful to her, you know.

There's better, more safer and productive things to do in life other than being a nuisance that risks their fingers like an idiot.

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Your neighbors are gonna be grateful to her, you know.

There's better, more safer and productive things to do in life other than being a nuisance that risks their fingers like an idiot.

what is it about fireworks that turns every grown man into a child? just kidding lol

Vesi 29

OK you are not a grown man. You are a selfish, entitled inconsiderate jerk. I have had terrified cats the last week thanks to people like you. Keep your damn noise to yourself and WITHIN legal parameters and have a thought for everyone else that has to put up with the racket people like you insist on making.

Go see a fireworks show put on by professionals. Don’t burning down your neighborhood. It happens. You or someone else could lose a finger, hand, eye, or be killed. It happens. Fireworks drive pets crazy. I have a dog who is so scared of them that I can’t get him outside to pee/poop once fireworks have started, so if someone does them when I’m not expecting it, and I haven’t taken him out early, guess what happens. Thanks a LOT. Fireworks are also difficult for some people with PTSD and with other sensitivities. So just stop.