By lifebecrazed - 17/01/2013 16:57

Today, an elderly gentleman came into my store complaining of a toothache, so I showed him where the Orajel was located. He then insisted on making a big scene, claiming that I really had the magic touch and if I would just stroke his cheek all his pain would go away. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 342
You deserved it 2 954

Same thing different taste

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Well I hope you stroked it for him... His cheek I mean.

I would just play along, and be a good employee. Unless the next thing he asks for is the Viagra. Then get your manager, and a restraining order.

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Well I hope you stroked it for him... His cheek I mean.

CheeseTron 15

Yea, don't encourage him. Next time he'll come in complaining that his penis hurts.

I agree with 32, don't encourage him. Last time I was especially nice to an old person, he held me up in Waffle House for an hour performing a penny "trick" where he would put it in my hand then snatch it out really quickly. Then he started talking about his deceased wife and things got really awkward....

CheeseTron 15

So, basically, the moral of #66 story is don't be friendly towards old people.

I just wanted to leave and I didn't know how to respond to a stranger telling me all this personal information

Well, seems like you better get to stroking!

No it's not. What's wrong is the fact everybody and they mama have to thumb me down because a joke I tried to make. She said she has the magic touch so I said she can touch my cheek too.

#65, No, that's not what you said. I'll just leave you to a quiet burial.

Nooooooooo come on everybody all I need is 26 "thumbs up" and I can be good. There's still time.

I would just play along, and be a good employee. Unless the next thing he asks for is the Viagra. Then get your manager, and a restraining order.

untouchable763 10

Should of slapped him upside the face and said ok fixed.

And lost their job. Yeah, that's a fantastic idea....

hey! look what I found! it was your sense of humor...

*Loud cough to gain attention,* should HAVE, *discreet cough to recede into darkness once more.*

How dare you hog your magic touch! Your "special" gifts must be shared.. Profits? Your choice tho..

loserboii 11

Which cheeks? I hope he means his face.

He's either a cheeky ass, or just a perv...

Careful with the elderly - I hear giving them a stroke is bad.