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Well I hope you stroked it for him... His cheek I mean.

I would just play along, and be a good employee. Unless the next thing he asks for is the Viagra. Then get your manager, and a restraining order.

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That's not creepy at all...0.0

Do you wonder if he meant the cheek on his face or....

YDI for having teeth O.P

Sounds like something master Rochi would start off saying..

Well I hope you stroked it for him... His cheek I mean.

Yea, don't encourage him. Next time he'll come in complaining that his penis hurts.

Remember, the customer is always right!

I agree with 32, don't encourage him. Last time I was especially nice to an old person, he held me up in Waffle House for an hour performing a penny "trick" where he would put it in my hand then snatch it out really quickly. Then he started talking about his deceased wife and things got really awkward....

So, basically, the moral of #66 story is don't be friendly towards old people.

I just wanted to leave and I didn't know how to respond to a stranger telling me all this personal information

Well, seems like you better get to stroking!

Im going to need you to touch my cheek

That's just wrong.

No it's not. What's wrong is the fact everybody and they mama have to thumb me down because a joke I tried to make. She said she has the magic touch so I said she can touch my cheek too.

#65, No, that's not what you said. I'll just leave you to a quiet burial.

Nooooooooo come on everybody all I need is 26 "thumbs up" and I can be good. There's still time.

I would just play along, and be a good employee. Unless the next thing he asks for is the Viagra. Then get your manager, and a restraining order.

Should of slapped him upside the face and said ok fixed.

And lost their job. Yeah, that's a fantastic idea....

hey! look what I found! it was your sense of humor...

*Loud cough to gain attention,* should HAVE, *discreet cough to recede into darkness once more.*

How dare you hog your magic touch! Your "special" gifts must be shared.. Profits? Your choice tho..

Which cheeks? I hope he means his face.

He's either a cheeky ass, or just a perv...

Careful with the elderly - I hear giving them a stroke is bad.

"Aren't inside jokes fun for everyone!" said no one, ever.

I live only to serve you.

Mario: Schizo was implying that Doc is old. He replaced *them with *us.

Ah. I didn't catch that. Thanks.