Today, an elderly gentleman came into my store complaining of a toothache, so I showed him where the Orajel was located. He then insisted on making a big scene, claiming that I really had the magic touch and if I would just stroke his cheek all his pain would go away. FML
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nia96_fml
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That's not creepy at all...0.0
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hockeychicl003
| 6
Do you wonder if he meant the cheek on his face or....
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eur0
| 14
YDI for having teeth O.P
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FastidiousPear
| 6
Pooth-aches?
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mystical_child
| 6
Sounds like something master Rochi would start off saying..
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mystical_child
| 6
Roshi* ^^
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Well I hope you stroked it for him... His cheek I mean.
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CheeseTron
| 15
Yea, don't encourage him. Next time he'll come in complaining that his penis hurts.
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blackzi11a
| 7
Remember, the customer is always right!
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theycallmekitty
| 13
I agree with 32, don't encourage him. Last time I was especially nice to an old person, he held me up in Waffle House for an hour performing a penny "trick" where he would put it in my hand then snatch it out really quickly. Then he started talking about his deceased wife and things got really awkward....
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CheeseTron
| 15
So, basically, the moral of #66 story is don't be friendly towards old people.
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theycallmekitty
| 13
I just wanted to leave and I didn't know how to respond to a stranger telling me all this personal information
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PizzaRollsss
| 5
Well, seems like you better get to stroking!
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kingsian
| 15
Im going to need you to touch my cheek
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Shmatterhorn
| 38
That's just wrong.
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kingsian
| 15
No it's not. What's wrong is the fact everybody and they mama have to thumb me down because a joke I tried to make. She said she has the magic touch so I said she can touch my cheek too.
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mistercrow
| 9
LOL ^_^
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outoftown
| 26
#65, No, that's not what you said. I'll just leave you to a quiet burial.
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kingsian
| 15
Nooooooooo come on everybody all I need is 26 "thumbs up" and I can be good. There's still time.
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ManInTheMachine
| 19
I would just play along, and be a good employee.
Unless the next thing he asks for is the Viagra. Then get your manager, and a restraining order.
Unless the next thing he asks for is the Viagra. Then get your manager, and a restraining order.
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untouchable763
| 10
Should of slapped him upside the face and said ok fixed.
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tanekdrachonae
| 19
And lost their job. Yeah, that's a fantastic idea....
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sens3sfailing
| 24
hey! look what I found! it was your sense of humor...
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BntyHntrSeattle
| 30
*Loud cough to gain attention,* should HAVE, *discreet cough to recede into darkness once more.*
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lilhellian
| 26
How dare you hog your magic touch! Your "special" gifts must be shared.. Profits? Your choice tho..
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loserboii
| 11
Which cheeks? I hope he means his face.
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BntyHntrSeattle
| 30
He's either a cheeky ass, or just a perv...
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DocBastard
| 38
Careful with the elderly - I hear giving them a stroke is bad.
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Schizomaniac
| 24
us*
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DocBastard
| 38
"Aren't inside jokes fun for everyone!" said no one, ever.
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mario2012
| 18
20:Huh?
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Schizomaniac
| 24
I live only to serve you.
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ManInTheMachine
| 19
Mario:
Schizo was implying that Doc is old. He replaced *them with *us.
Schizo was implying that Doc is old. He replaced *them with *us.
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mario2012
| 18
Ah. I didn't catch that. Thanks.
Unless the next thing he asks for is the Viagra. Then get your manager, and a restraining order.