By lifebecrazed - / Thursday 17 January 2013 16:57 /
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I agree with 32, don't encourage him. Last time I was especially nice to an old person, he held me up in Waffle House for an hour performing a penny "trick" where he would put it in my hand then snatch it out really quickly. Then he started talking about his deceased wife and things got really awkward....

By  kingsian  |  15

Im going to need you to touch my cheek

  kingsian  |  15

No it's not. What's wrong is the fact everybody and they mama have to thumb me down because a joke I tried to make. She said she has the magic touch so I said she can touch my cheek too.

  tanekdrachonae  |  19

And lost their job. Yeah, that's a fantastic idea....


Today, I had to drive to my workplace in blizzard conditions. Now that my 12 hour shift is over, I can't get out of the building, as the snow has blown into large drifts in front of the doors. I have to stay overnight until my next 12 hour shift. FML

By sonnyrosa - / Saturday 9 February 2013 12:39 / Canada - Dartmouth

Today, at my new fast food job, I was in charge of filtering the grease out of the fryers. I accidentally turned the wrong lever and flooded the kitchen with hot oil. It took over 3 hours to clean up, and my manager is furious. FML

By Punkpoptart1119 - / Monday 6 June 2016 23:57 /
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