Miscellaneous: Today, we had a lockdown in our school for 2 hours because a...

By dannyboy1422 - 02/10/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, we had a lockdown in our school for 2 hours because a man was sitting outside our school in his car with a gun in hand. I texted my mom telling her what was going on and that it's on the news. She responded saying "I'll tape it". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 19:00 - United States - Pomona

Today, I was sitting in math class taking notes on my laptop when my mom texted me, asking why I wasn’t in class. She has my location for security purposes. I’m 19 and in college. FML

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By noexceptions - 11/11/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML

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By notanightowlanymore - 05/01/2016 17:44 - United States - Clyde

Today, my grandfather showed up at my house in a panic. He rushed over, with a gun, because I wasn't answering his texts and he thought something had happened to me. I was asleep. FML

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By dani911 - 15/07/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML

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By watchmaker - 16/12/2009 09:37 - United Kingdom

Today, since I had no lessons until 1 p.m., I headed out to the store to run errands. Our school has a strict policy against leaving the campus during school hours. I returned to a fire drill taking place. The fire assembly point? The student parking lot. All 900 students watched me drive in. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2017 20:00

Today, my dad described our security cameras recording a stranger stealing money from his car, and then called me unhealthy and paranoid for locking my car all the time. My car is usually parked right next to his. FML

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By FathersDay - 22/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML

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By Fire sucks. - 17/01/2014 03:42 - United States

Today, there was a forest fire in my town. I was still forced to go to school, as it was safer. A lot of people decided not to go, and we ended up doing nothing but watching the news reports. There, I got to see my house burning on live TV. FML

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By Emily - 12/11/2012 18:12 - United States - Hayward

Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML

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mileycyruslvrrrr 0

Friday 2 October 2009 23:23

i think you are all idiots. it's an fml because there was a ******* crazy man that could have gone into the school and shot someone and his mom didn't care. jesus christ.

Cthulu 0

Friday 2 October 2009 23:13

your mom is awesome

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dacho 7

Friday 2 October 2009 23:35

Texas. Wow, what a surprise!

plexico 3

Friday 2 October 2009 23:57

Hey, DHD, Don't you find that part about sitting in the car in the hot, Texas sun to be the proof of his mental illness?

Stormmetal1 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 2:47

DHD come on just because Columbine happened 10 years ago doesn't mean that Colorado is the place where all the school shootings happen. But, really just some guy is outside of school with a gun? he was probably a parent or waiting for someone and probably had a permit. It is way more likely that a student will go into a school and shoot people than some random guy off the street. No offense, to this guy but how is this an FML? Seriously this guy was the one texting during a lockdown. Probably a bad idea.

playfuldesk 0

Friday 2 October 2009 23:56

I don't see how this is an fml

Smiley60 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 4:29

This is an fml because the guy could have came in a shot the whole place up and the moms not even thinking about the kid. She's thinking about taping it

skierdude 0

Friday 2 October 2009 23:58

more of an MLIA

degco44 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 0:01

How is this an FML?

LaceyLee 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 0:04

And this is an FML how? Seriously.

Temphas 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 0:06

How is this a FML more like ur life is awesome and ur mom kicks ass

Mikuo 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 0:07

...how is this not a fml?

GR3453m0nk3y 4

Saturday 3 October 2009 0:17

This reminds me of a friend of mine not long ago. This is going to start a lot of internet arguments but oh well. About two months ago I went to my brothers graduation from the Marines boot camp at Parris Island and I invited a friend who lives nearby to come along. That friend of mine is muslim by religion. Ok muslim on United States military training facility. Big Whoop right? WRONG he brought his handgun that he kept in his glovebox, (which he has a permit for) What do you think of when you read this? A muslim at boot camp with a gun..... haha he had no intentions of using it but its pretty dumb of him. And thats all I gots to say about that.