Today, was the first day all week I got to sleep in. I woke up this beautiful morning to the sun shining in my window and hundreds of carpenter ants crawling over my sheets and me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was gently awoken by my daylight alarm clock. So were about 15 wasps that had started building their nest underneath my bed. FML
Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML
Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML
Today, and for the first time in months, I woke up feeling well rested and ready to face the day. At 7pm. FML
Today, I was sleeping in my bed when I felt an itch on my arm. Then another. Then another. I finally looked to see what was going on, only to find a bunch of ants crawling in my bed. They were somehow getting in through the closed window. Guess I’m done sleeping tonight. FML
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
Today, I woke up on the top bunk of my bed with the birds chirping. I felt so energized, I gave a big stretch, and my hand hit the ceiling. I accidentally pushed the ceiling board up and lots of tiny spiders fell on me and my bed. FML
Today, I woke up early to weird scratching and smacking noises. After gathering enough courage to check what it was, I found out it was just an ant stuck on a piece of paper. FML
Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML
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my_fml_account 2
Carpenter ants? This FML is funnier in my head when I imagine they're building tiny scaffolding around you, and fixing your broken chair. oh and FYL
lonely_wife 0
I know I'd FREAK OUT!
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Comments (82)
waterynuggets 0
I feel your pain. FYL
FPsLife 5
I feel your pain man... this year's been crazy with ants.
Qup 0
Oh. That was you screaming. We had a 2.8 quake today. Mustve registered.
Than_fml 0
That's happened to me before, not cool. : (
Fuckers 0
they were there to fit that wardrobe you ordered. poor little ants lunked their saws and hammers all that way for nothing.
motheroffuck 0
I hate carpenter ants, i wouldn't be as upset if it were little ants, but carpenters are just so big.. and scary.. haha.
SeximusPrime 0
AUGHAUGHAUGHAUGH BUGS!!!!!!!
marmlr339 14
I have woken to ants crawling all over me once. worst thing ever to wake to. FYL
Toaster33 0
Awwww i'm sorry tht sux I hate bugssssss
minimonster_fml 0
God saw u sleepin in he was all like hell nawww