Miscellaneous: Today, was my wedding day. We had a beautiful outdoor wedding... - FML

By NewBride - 14/08/2013 17:39 - United States - Lincoln

Today, was my wedding day. We had a beautiful outdoor wedding and everything was going perfectly as planned. That is, until a bird flew over us and left a present right between my boobs. I had to stand at the altar for 30 minutes as bird poop melted in my cleavage. FML

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Trivision 10

Thursday 15 August 2013 0:11

Well shit.

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Surely someone had a tissue

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Bird poop is supposed to be good luck.

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