Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air, and tried to catch it with one hand. I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, but in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it less than five seconds later. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
Today, I was craving a cold Coke, so I grabbed one from the freezer where I had put it to chill quickly. As soon as I opened it, the can exploded all over me and the kitchen. I spent the next hour cleaning sticky residue off the floor, surrounding furniture, and even the ceiling. FML
Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML
Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML
Today, I attempted to open a water bottle. My hand started bleeding before I was able to get the cap loose. FML
Today, I heroically caught a falling cup of coffee that I'd knocked off the counter. I thought I'd saved the day, until I realized I didn’t actually grab the cup; I'd grabbed the hot coffee directly with my bare hand. I spent the next few seconds hopping around like a maniac while everyone in the office watched. FML
Today, my friend had a Coke can on his desk in class. It was empty but I was thirsty so I picked it up thinking I could try to get that little bit of Coke always left at the bottom. When I took a sip I found out he had been picking his fingernails and putting them in the can. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
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Top comments
TeaCakes 3
...Even if you did do it right, it still wouldn't make you look 'cool'.
FMLshark 12
"trying to look cool": The universal YDI phrase.
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Comments (102)
Justy101 23
You do realise that even if you had caught it, it would have sprayed everywhere anyway. Never throw an unopened bottle of coke. YDI
ferrousWheel 6
Oh, trust me. In today's world, stupidity like that is hardly unimaginable. This is coming from someone who managed to bump into two poles in less than a minute--you really don't get much dumber than that.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
"trying to look cool..." Thumbed down
SloppyFlamingo 4
I wish I has the ability to thumb FMLs down...
KatieKupcake4195 9
YDI for thinking throwing a coke bottle looks cool
BTR_lover 1
Sticky situation, eh?
brandonjd25 3
Congratulations! You got some attention via this app. Feel better about yourself yet??
garrr 0
That is what FML is about don't be stupid.
reddudeover 2
Coke head.
habsfan810 0
Ur really smart ;)
Linkerdoodles 15
Trying to look cool = instant YDI
tim240_fml 4
Well that was smart.