Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML
Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Today, my whole family ganged up on me because I called my 9-year-old niece a cunt. The little brat purposely ruined my son's final science project for school and caused him to get a zero, even though we wrote a note to the teacher explaining what happened. FML
Today, I threw a tantrum because my younger sister ate my chocolate. I'm almost 18. FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, in a store, an obnoxious woman, swearing loudly and slapping at her out-of-control kids, was disrupting the whole place. I said to the cashier, "That nasty woman should leave the brats at home." She gave me a filthy look and said, "Do you mind? That's my sister." FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
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Top comments
Lioness8197 18
Kids are so sweet now a days. They're just the darnedest things. Such cuties.
TayrawrTMD 7
Red flag right there. Maybe things aren't okay for her at school. Kids can be cruel.
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Comments (149)
saIty 17
OP: Have a nice day! Sister: DON'T TELL ME WHAT THE **** TO DO!!
Psych101 9
Reminds me of an Archer episode. Lana: Well, okay. But be safe! Archer: No.
fantasyworld 39
Reminds me of Drake and Josh.
JOcoco 14
Be sympathetic OP! She's obviously had a long stressful day. D:
AGhost5445 25
Her boyfriend probably dumped her.
AubreyDucrat 8
Seriously? Sympathetic? She's eight! Her parents need to do some parenting and regulate that behavior IMMEDIATELY before it turns into something worse!
JOcoco 14
74 - Sorry it wasn't clear but that was sarcasm.
harrystylesfan69 5
When i was 8, i didn't even know a "F" word excited
DocBastard 40
Must be her time of...uh... No, she's just an obnoxious little bitch who needs to be smacked, er, taught a lesson.
ICastillo 25
Man I know when I was that age and said something like that I would have got smacked in the mouth. People to need to discipline their kids more now a days.
pennies_lane 6
Looks like someone needs to spend some time on the shrinks couch.
DomDomxoxo 16
It seems like she hit puberty early. I remember being that way at 14.
kotana191 8
what has this world come to? eight year olds cussing out their sisters? really?
SortOfSexy 4
Someone needs a nap.
writergirl23 19
Bullied?
gracehi 33
I blame "Call of Duty"... And Canada.
saIty 17
What you talking aboot,eh eh eh eh?
gracehi 33
I'm, sorry. What I said was.... *breaks into a militant song* BLAME CANADA! BLAME CANADA!
mommy2cassidy 18
Haha it's okay we blame you guys for stuff too jk. I have never said eh or aboot. I can't speak for the rest of us. I know people from Ontario say yous guys lol
Enslaved 38
You saying "trying to be nice" leads me to believe that you normally aren't nice to your sister. She probably just has her guard up and thinks you're up to something. Eight is too young to have a mouth like that but not too young to suspect odd behavior from you.