Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML
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Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML
Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Today, my whole family ganged up on me because I called my 9-year-old niece a cunt. The little brat purposely ruined my son's final science project for school and caused him to get a zero, even though we wrote a note to the teacher explaining what happened. FML
Today, I threw a tantrum because my younger sister ate my chocolate. I'm almost 18. FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, in a store, an obnoxious woman, swearing loudly and slapping at her out-of-control kids, was disrupting the whole place. I said to the cashier, "That nasty woman should leave the brats at home." She gave me a filthy look and said, "Do you mind? That's my sister." FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
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Lioness8197 18
Kids are so sweet now a days. They're just the darnedest things. Such cuties.
TayrawrTMD 7
Red flag right there. Maybe things aren't okay for her at school. Kids can be cruel.
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Comments (149)
smartjingle 11
YDI for letting her disrespect you without consequence. My brother's really spoiled in my family because of my parents and grandparents, but one look from me and he shuts up/does what he's told. I don't spank him or anything like that, I'm just strict with certain rules and doesn't let him get away with it. Kids need a degree of intimidation or they grow up too unruly.
SApprentice 34
She's probably already beginning puberty, especially if she's closer to nine than she is to seven. It begins around that point often times now. Almost every eight year old knows how to cuss, they just usually don't. If her hormones are going crazy, it could explain it. Or maybe she is beginning to develop some kind of anger related problem. Either that or your parents are just failing, OP. You should tell them about her outburst, so at least they're aware.
yenidewi 11
hahahahhaha ...
hannahboo15 1
Makes me wonder where she learned that?
ajkwilso 8
Mine does it o
Meme1988 18
The ****? Someone needs to learn some manners! I would say,tell your mom
Chris_trolololol 2
**** your parent's lives, not yours.
adam_tajyar 10
She needs to be smacked. Each new general of kids seems to be getting worse then the previous ones
fireflygirl13 0
I serisouly hate people like you. All that teaches them is that when you dont like what soneone is doing you smack them. There are smarter ways to punish kids when they bad.
Teyros 24
Well.. Maybe she's starting her period.
trippincccs1 0
Bend that little girl over your knee and give her a spanking like the bitch she is