Today, trying to be a good role model for the kids behind me, I stopped and thoroughly checked both sides of the road before crossing. I still managed to get hit by a car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I looked the wrong way and didn't see the car that hit me. FML
Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML
Today, I almost got hit by a car because the kid in the back who was wearing headphones was paying more attention to the road than the driver. He only just stopped her. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was about to cross the fabled Abbey Road street crossing for a photo. Like an idiot, I didn’t pay attention to the road. As I began crossing, a lady on her e-bike frantically swerved out of the way and ate the pavement. In front of 30 people. FML
Today, I ran across the street due to a line of cars waiting for me to cross. Just as I reached the other side, my iPhone slipped out of my hand and fell into the road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after the other. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
Well, if the car came barreling out of nowhere it's not your fault. Hope you aren't hurt!
HappyItalian 38
And now those kids will be too terrified at the image of someone getting hit by a car that they won't want to cross the street.
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Comments (61)
ScottVining 21
At least you gave them a memorable lesson
KatyLarae 13
Are you alright?
missreader 14
i hope your doing ok
Fas4wd 13
You were too wrapped up in yourself instead of doing a good job crossing.
ohSNAPyall 27
Scared Straight: Jaywalking Edition
brn_baby_brn 15
And that's why you continue to look as you cross the street.
cmo333 10
I'm sorry but how did you not see that coming ..?
Hime9908 22
When life gives you lemons lick some salt and take a shot of tequila with it
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Everyone is blaming the pedestrian. The law states that pedestrians have the right of way, and if OP did look before crossing the street, it's possible a car rounded a corner or came over a hill or something at a stupid speed, thus crashing into OP. It's the driver's fault, not the pedestrian's.
micka13_123 7
I am so dead!! Literally just burst out with laughter. Sorry!