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By seethroughpee - 06/05/2015 05:22 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML

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By sleepy - 23/05/2011 04:57 - United States

Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year-old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML

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By Username - 17/03/2011 04:04

Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML

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By me - 06/05/2013 00:56 - United States - Floresville

Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the lake. She told me she had to go to the bathroom and I whispered to her, "Just pee in the lake, it's fine, but go in a little deeper." She went in the lake and then turned to me to yell, "MOM, IS THIS DEEP ENOUGH FOR ME TO PEE?" FML

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Well done sweetie

By Mommy - 29/09/2010 22:47 - United States

Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML

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By AdoKitty - 11/06/2015 03:04 - United States - Redlands

Today, the 4-year-old I was babysitting came up to me all happy, saying she went to the bathroom like a "big girl". Knowing she was just potty trained, I asked if she'd remembered to flush. Looking at me confused, she said, "But it's in my room." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2015 04:23 - United States - Statesboro

Today, I went to the grocery store with my four-year-old. She has some issues with wetting the bed, so I told her that if she wasn't sure if she was dreaming about "going", she should pinch herself to make sure she's awake. In the produce section, she pinched herself, smiled proudly, and peed. FML

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By Bailey - 22/08/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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By espylone - 17/12/2011 15:42 - France

Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML

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By lk07 - 03/11/2018 05:00

Today, I got severe diarrhea in a public bathroom. I told my 6-year-old to stand directly outside the stall where I can see her shoes. She proceeded to inform everyone who came in that "Mommy has diarrhea." FML

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Wednesday 6 May 2015 13:42

your daughter is all kinds of awesome.

hafyyyy 17

Wednesday 6 May 2015 13:42

hey its a good thing she already has the knowledge of what being well hydrated looks like, youre doing a good job c:

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PandaSmile 24

Wednesday 6 May 2015 13:42

How is this an FML. Good job staying healthy and hydrated!

hafyyyy 17

Wednesday 6 May 2015 13:42

hey its a good thing she already has the knowledge of what being well hydrated looks like, youre doing a good job c:

beararm 11

Wednesday 6 May 2015 17:33

I'm kinda lost on why this is an fml.

Allornone 35

Wednesday 6 May 2015 13:42

your daughter is all kinds of awesome.

Letteh 20

Wednesday 6 May 2015 13:43

That's adorable, she's just looking out for you ;)

19990231 29

Wednesday 6 May 2015 13:43

At least if she scared the shit out of you, you were already on the toilet.

kaitlynjane 28

Wednesday 6 May 2015 14:29

That's an interesting perspective.

KitchKraft 21

Wednesday 6 May 2015 15:35

You're the type of person that deserves to be top comment.

A07 48

Wednesday 6 May 2015 13:44

Well congratulations OP, you're doing a good job.

Steffi3 40

Wednesday 6 May 2015 13:44

Smart six year old you've got!

Theglc20 27

Wednesday 6 May 2015 13:44

Any praise is good praise? I'd be impressed that a six year old knew the word hydrated

wakemeupplease 21

Wednesday 6 May 2015 13:47

lol that's funny she might become a Dr

rhysfucker 24

Wednesday 6 May 2015 13:49

Tell her you appreciate her concern about your hydration, but your fiber intake is none of her business.

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Same thing different taste

Lowkey

Well done sweetie

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