Today, I accidentally left my Nintendo 3DS at the barbershop, so I rushed back to get it. The 60-year-old barber had destroyed it with a hammer, saying it was a weapon of the devil. I was gone 5 minutes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors while I was getting my hair cut. FML
Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML
Today, I finally got my hands on a Nintendo Switch. While unboxing it, I left the room to get a pair of scissors. When I came back, most of the box contents were missing and my little brother was standing there. It has been about 5 hours and I still haven't been able to find anything. FML
Today, while playing Mario Wonder on my Switch, I missed a very simple jump at the end of a level and in response, slammed my foot down, hard. Unfortunately, my foot collided with a loose beam on my desk, causing it to break. My dad found out and told my mom, and now they've taken away my Switch for the day. FML
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
Today, I put my travel cup of coffee on the shelf behind me while getting a haircut. When I left, I picked up my coffee and cell phone. A block later, the barber had chased me down to get his cell phone back. Yep, I had two phones in my pocket. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the barber's chair so many times that he got mad and "accidentally" sprayed water on my face. FML
Today, I had to purchase a new flat screen TV for the bar I work at. Last night I was dared to break an ashtray against the wall. I completely missed the wall and smashed the screen of the new TV they bought last month. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML
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Top comments
TheUnforgiven 8
That's destruction of property
MidnaLink 35
I’d be making the ****** pay for damages.
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Comments (24)
602offroad 12
No Mr Sanders, You’re the devil!
Spiritbird 17
Lol devil's weapon destroyed in 5 mins that too by a 60 yr old barber.
Davros 12
must be a Playstation kind of guy
Amber Rutledge 11
😆
Inkoseh 33
Tell him you want a replacement, and if he doesn't comply, call the ******* police! If it's on this apge though it's probably too late. If you didn't act or try anything with the situation, you've completely missed your chance. For everyone here that similar shit like this happens to, it's like you forget you and your property have rights. So instead of doing something about it you come here to post instead. Congrats!
Lobby_Bee 18
Old and senile, I'm surprised he can still cut hair without hurting himself.
dwight7476 11
His mind playing games with him
DragonMaiden7 15
That’s when I would have started speaking in tongues and twisting my body in weird shapes, telling him that your 3DS was the only thing keeping the demons away from you.
Amber Rutledge 11
lmao
quarterboy 7
That's that Bullsh! t
TomBran84 2
that's actually illegal lol
Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
I’d sue that barber so fast and for so much money he’d hope the devil would be kinder.