Today, to my surprise my girlfriend said, "I've never felt this way before." We have been dating for six months, and I knew that I loved her, so I replied, "Me neither, I love you." There was a long awkward pause. Turns out, she was talking about her abnormally painful period cramps. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I paused the movie my girlfriend and I were watching and told her, for the first time, that I loved her. Her response was to stare at me silently for a few seconds before unpausing the film. FML
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Top comments
unfortunate_13 5
if you've been together for 6 months already, it's not awkward at all, just funny.
idkweird 0
Ok, First...how can you not tell the difference between lovingly saying "I've never felt this way before", and someone saying it while hissing through the pain? Second, 6 months is NOT slow, lol. It all depends on the person. It took me at least 6 months to say it to my boyfriend, and he still doesn't say it. I actually prefer he doesn't until he's ready. There's no need to rush into "I love you"s. Third, when you say "I love you," you shouldn't be saying it with the assumption that it's going to be returned. People don't have to have the same emotions at the same time. People develop emotions at their own pace. I'd prefer someone actually mean it instead of pretending to do so because it's what's expected of them.
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Comments (47)
twitter101 0
oh! I am so sorry that would suck so bad!
Deelovesu 0
pain is horrible :[
idiocy_is_a_sin 0
YDI for confusing pain/agony/confusion, etc., with passion. also, YDI for assuming that the phrase "i've never felt this way before" was an expression of love. how egotistical.
taycandy96 2
boy u must of never experienced cramps before (duh) they HURT!!!!
Anthrophobia 2
idkweird, that's exactly what I was thinking. Are you tone deaf, OP?
jgatch 0
that sucks dude. girls have become the worst these days, im in the same boat.
shutupfool 0
If you guys end up marrying, this is going to be one of those things you look back on and laugh about.
girlzrule94587 0
that happened at my cousin's wedding, but her mom was cheating on her dad. funny the way things happen.
Emilyroxx 3
FAIL!
toxikola 0
don't listen to them! 6 months with no i love you yet isn't bad at all!! some people take the words seriously unlike fast paced bred to be lonely jerks. be proud. she knows now and maybe Shes just been scared to say it. I waited 4 months to sat" I love you" once.