Today, to my surprise my girlfriend said, "I've never felt this way before." We have been dating for six months, and I knew that I loved her, so I replied, "Me neither, I love you." There was a long awkward pause. Turns out, she was talking about her abnormally painful period cramps. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I paused the movie my girlfriend and I were watching and told her, for the first time, that I loved her. Her response was to stare at me silently for a few seconds before unpausing the film. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML
Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
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unfortunate_13 5
if you've been together for 6 months already, it's not awkward at all, just funny.
idkweird 0
Ok, First...how can you not tell the difference between lovingly saying "I've never felt this way before", and someone saying it while hissing through the pain? Second, 6 months is NOT slow, lol. It all depends on the person. It took me at least 6 months to say it to my boyfriend, and he still doesn't say it. I actually prefer he doesn't until he's ready. There's no need to rush into "I love you"s. Third, when you say "I love you," you shouldn't be saying it with the assumption that it's going to be returned. People don't have to have the same emotions at the same time. People develop emotions at their own pace. I'd prefer someone actually mean it instead of pretending to do so because it's what's expected of them.
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Comments (47)
grimpow_fml 0
YDI for being in an awkward relationship. 6 months? just give up if she won't say she loves you, even if you say it first
kayiscoolllll 6
omg I love your picture!!! :)
hadescomet 0
Love is over rated. What ever happened to "I like you!" I said it today, got the best response ever.
Maddoctor 10
I need to know what this response was! Agh this is going to bug me. The best response ever could mean so many things...
blingblingbling 0
LOL @ 6 ;D
chyeahbro 0
my girlfriend and I only were dating for 2 months when I told her I loved her, I knew the feeling was mutual and she said it back. we've been dating for 6 months now and I can't imagine not being able to tell her that every day
lickmyjock 0
look at the bright side, it's the right time of the month to get some head.
idkweird 0
Ok, First...how can you not tell the difference between lovingly saying "I've never felt this way before", and someone saying it while hissing through the pain? Second, 6 months is NOT slow, lol. It all depends on the person. It took me at least 6 months to say it to my boyfriend, and he still doesn't say it. I actually prefer he doesn't until he's ready. There's no need to rush into "I love you"s. Third, when you say "I love you," you shouldn't be saying it with the assumption that it's going to be returned. People don't have to have the same emotions at the same time. People develop emotions at their own pace. I'd prefer someone actually mean it instead of pretending to do so because it's what's expected of them.
irishwhiskey91 0
yeah 18 that about sums it up.
Hellsno 0
cramps suck!
LilJade2010 0
whats so bad about that????? 6months is a bit of a wait to say that u love her, I started loving my bf the second we met, and he started loving me the second we found each other on msn
infiniti_G 0
you fail at life...
fantasyworld 39
I knew a girl who was constantly saying I love you to her boyfriends after a few days of dating.
Squander 3
I said I love you 5 seconds after we started dating...and a reason I knew he felt the same way was because of his concern for my period cramps. Ah, fate and vaginal bloodflow work in strange strange ways. lolol
Ft9princess 0
that sucks :(