Today, to cheer my girlfriend up after her mother died a week ago, I took her to a comedy club. The comedian's theme for the night happened to be mother-daughter relationships. FML
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Today, I went to a comedy show, expecting to feel better about a difficult relationship. Instead, I saw a performance written by the girl who loves my husband, about my husband, and how she loves him. FML
Today, I went to a comedy show with my mom, and they asked the audience members to yell out their problems as ideas for an improv skit. My mom yelled, "My daughter can't get a boyfriend!" FML
Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends decided to take me to a comedy club for a girls night. My friend's jealous husband decided he had to come along, then decided to invite my other friends' boyfriends. I ended up being the seventh wheel on a night meant to cheer me up. FML
Today, I was feeling down so my husband took me to a comedy show. This comedian saw me, heckled me for a full two minutes, then returned to me a further three times during his act to mock me again, zeroing in on every one of my insecurities until I left crying, feeling worse than ever. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML
Today, after telling my mother-in-law about my recent miscarriage, she cheerfully made a cake to celebrate. FML
Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML
Today, my coworker left a tiny mess in the break room. I cleaned it up and jokingly said, "Your mother isn't here to clean up after you." She started crying. I forgot her mom died last week. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
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aback 5
A week is way too soon. She might forgive you for the comedian, but she may not forgive the not-too-subtle hint to cheer the **** up, already.
whoakryspyy 0
Awww, bad timing sucks :/
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Comments (74)
Jotham 0
Good effort, bad results.
chelseadaggers 0
Which comedian was it?
ihatewankers 0
That's the best idea you could come up with? **** HER life.
estarian_jem 0
Yeah, I know you meant well, but she probably just wants to grieve right now.. Better to give her a shoulder to cry on, then try cheering her up a bit later =]
aback 5
A week is way too soon. She might forgive you for the comedian, but she may not forgive the not-too-subtle hint to cheer the **** up, already.
hellojessi 0
I agree. It was a nice gesture but it's only been a week, I mean no one should expect anything to suddenly make her happy.
fhksuaifk 16
Not necessarily. It might not have been an attempt to do that so much as a sweet attempt to make her a laugh a little that tragically backfired.
iiTEMP524 0
I hope you guys didn't stay there... But agreed- fck her life...
kirby7_fml 0
Smooth!
Alexgoesfml 3
Oh, ouch! I think she will still appreciate you trying to cheer her up., providing you walked right out of the place.
SoreThroat 0
Aw, sweet gesture though... Some people have never lost someone close to them so they don't know what to do when it does happen to someone close to them. :P
ObadiahtheSlim 2
Ouch man, that sucks.