Miscellaneous: Today, three different strangers stopped me on the street and...

By Lookalike - 12/05/2014 14:38 - United States - Nitro

Today, three different strangers stopped me on the street and asked if I was Brad Pitt. Either there's some kind of conspiracy going on, or I'm the world's ugliest woman. FML

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By anonymous - 28/11/2013 11:41 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML

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By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

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By no - 20/03/2014 22:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, for the third time this week, a random person in the street walked up to me and told me how much I look like Grumpy Cat. FML

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By wishbone - 14/04/2009 20:41 - Canada

Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML

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By notattractiveatall - 15/10/2012 22:09 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, two girls came up to me on the street and asked if they could take a photo with me for their high school scavenger hunt, because they needed a picture with a stranger. One of the girls shook her head and said to the other, "It needs to be an attractive stranger" and walked away. FML

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By Ugly - 22/08/2013 23:40 - United States - Jerseyville

Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML

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By fleatitting fame - 04/07/2014 21:30 - Norway - Oslo

Today, a guy told me that I look like Angelina Jolie. Before I could thank him, he continued, "I mean like in the chest area. After the mastectomy, you know?" FML

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By 5minsolder - 08/02/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 15:32 - Canada

Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2015 05:49 - Canada - London

Today, my coworker called me a liar when I said I've been to New York. This is the same psycho who honestly expects me to believe that she and Brad Pitt have a "thing" and that he secretly communicates with her through interviews on TV. FML

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Monday 12 May 2014 19:53

Oh dear, well at least Brad Pitt is a good looking person, I mean if I were going to look like a guy, I would want to look like him. :)

igive 29

Monday 12 May 2014 19:54

At first I was like "how is this an FML?" Till I read the least sentence. that just means you're a handsome woman.

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grasseateye 7

Tuesday 13 May 2014 0:28

Maybe they were talking to brad Pitt who was right behind you all 3 times

horneyhic 15

Tuesday 13 May 2014 1:16

Brad Pitt looks kinda girly these days anyway. Minus the facial hair

Stephanie_Jane 10

Tuesday 13 May 2014 1:36

That sucks. That really, really sucks.

noobienick 19

Tuesday 13 May 2014 2:35

Don't think of yourself as an ugly woman, just as a beautiful man.

thrlyrist 6

Tuesday 13 May 2014 3:48

That sucks, but that was inevitable.

chelseaalise 12

Tuesday 13 May 2014 4:37

I'd date you ((;

91hayek 31

Tuesday 13 May 2014 4:51

I wouldn't feel too bad if as a guy I was compared to Angelina Jolie. Especially since she got her masectomies and could be as flat as I am by now.

BaRirA 7

Tuesday 13 May 2014 6:22

nope they were probably half blind

mathildexoo 3

Tuesday 13 May 2014 6:54

Still better than Steve Buscemi.

brand125 17

Tuesday 13 May 2014 9:45

or your brad pitt

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