Intimacy: Today, I texted my boyfriend a few dirty messages at lunch time...

By fun in functioning, I suppose - 20/01/2015 19:54 - United States - Starkville

Today, I texted my boyfriend a few dirty messages at lunch time and told him how badly I wanted him home. He texted back lecturing me on how I shouldn't be so drunk so early. I was totally sober, but now I need a drink. FML

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

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By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

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Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 10/11/2022 06:00

Today, my friend got drunk with me and texted my boyfriend, saying she was in love with him and missed him. Her brother came to my house since she got caught drunk and gave a “lecture” on responsibility. I don't know what’s worse, the lecture or the fact that he’s my boyfriend. FML

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By thelunarwolf - 02/03/2011 03:41

Today, while trying to have a serious conversation with my husband about his drug use over text, he came home. Drunk. FML

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Bad timing

By i'm not psychic, mother fucker - 02/06/2013 20:48 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML

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Nice to know

By Sarah - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML

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You deserved it 1 800

By Username - 17/08/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, I drunk texted a guy I like. We'd met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. FML

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You deserved it 41 819

By Drunkard - 08/02/2017 00:54 - United States - Tracy

Today, my boyfriend gave me grief about my drinking. This would be fine, if he were sober. FML

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You deserved it 794

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 13:35 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 077

You deserved it 67 558

Lebeaugars95 20

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:19

Your boyfriend sounds really fun

PhatCake 10

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:33

Did you tell him you were sober?

Comments

Lebeaugars95 20

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:19

Your boyfriend sounds really fun

_parth 20

Wednesday 21 January 2015 3:48

Or maybe Op's been drunk before and done something like that?!

blazingshot147 19

Monday 26 January 2015 4:35

I'd count it positive that he cares for her.

helloboyzder 13

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:20

I mean, what did you want him to do? Drop absolutely everything and come over to your house?

ChristinePi 36

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:23

Maybe she was just being flirty and giving him something to look forward to when he got home.

helloboyzder 13

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:26

I see my fallacy here. God, that sounded dickish

whinthy 18

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:20

You also need to text him back and tell him to pull his head out of his ass.

gramirez23 9

Wednesday 21 January 2015 17:08

M.O.B

TristanCamper 11

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:21

Seems he knows you well.

factsarelife 7

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:25

wow. Ass much?

finiclepie 6

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:31

Not with that attitude

chrisstachon 30

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:27

lmfao

NomeDMF 17

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:31

That ungrateful bastard. Sorry OP.

PhatCake 10

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:33

Did you tell him you were sober?

JocelynKaulitz 28

Wednesday 21 January 2015 11:42

Probably not if she may as well just use that as an excuse to have a drink.

TheInquisitor 3

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:33

Someone (and most of the commenters) are vastly over reacting to a misunderstanding.

nakagi 4

Wednesday 21 January 2015 2:54

people on fml seem to down vote things pointlessly even when things make perfect sense

TheInquisitor 3

Wednesday 21 January 2015 4:24

They downvote anything that makes sense, they only want emotional reactionary comments, not clear minded comments that are fair to all parties involved in the FML post.