By fun in functioning, I suppose - 20/01/2015 19:54 - United States - Starkville

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Today, I texted my boyfriend a few dirty messages at lunch time and told him how badly I wanted him home. He texted back lecturing me on how I shouldn't be so drunk so early. I was totally sober, but now I need a drink. FML
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Lebeaugars95 20
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Your boyfriend sounds really fun

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PhatCake 10
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Did you tell him you were sober?

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Lebeaugars95 20
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Your boyfriend sounds really fun

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_parth 20
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Or maybe Op's been drunk before and done something like that?!

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blazingshot147 19
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I'd count it positive that he cares for her.

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helloboyzder 13
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I mean, what did you want him to do? Drop absolutely everything and come over to your house?

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ChristinePi 36
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Maybe she was just being flirty and giving him something to look forward to when he got home.

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helloboyzder 13
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I see my fallacy here. God, that sounded dickish

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whinthy 18
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You also need to text him back and tell him to pull his head out of his ass.

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TristanCamper 11
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Seems he knows you well.

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factsarelife 7
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wow. Ass much?

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finiclepie 6
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Not with that attitude

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NomeDMF 17
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That ungrateful bastard. Sorry OP.

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PhatCake 10
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Did you tell him you were sober?

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JocelynKaulitz 28
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Probably not if she may as well just use that as an excuse to have a drink.

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TheInquisitor 3
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Someone (and most of the commenters) are vastly over reacting to a misunderstanding.

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nakagi 4
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people on fml seem to down vote things pointlessly even when things make perfect sense

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TheInquisitor 3
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They downvote anything that makes sense, they only want emotional reactionary comments, not clear minded comments that are fair to all parties involved in the FML post.

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PenguinBitch 43
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You probably interrupted him taking "suggestive shots" of his ass and legs.

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im_a_black_guy 10
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At first I was like what, then I read the other fml and no I think this is by far the best comment here

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