FML : Today, I texted my boyfriend a few dirty messages at lunch time and told him how badly I wanted him home. He texted back lecturing me on how I shouldn't...

Today, I texted my boyfriend a few dirty messages at lunch time and told him how badly I wanted him home. He texted back lecturing me on how I shouldn't be so drunk so early. I was totally sober, but now I need a drink. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fun in functioning, I suppose / Tuesday 20 January 2015 19:54 / United States - Starkville

Intimacy

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By Lebeaugars95 | 20

#6178829 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:19

Your boyfriend sounds really fun

By PhatCake | 10

#6178873 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:33

Did you tell him you were sober?

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By Lebeaugars95 | 20

#6178829 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:19

Your boyfriend sounds really fun

_parth | 20

#6179009 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 3:48

Or maybe Op's been drunk before and done something like that?!

blazingshot147 | 19

#6183904 - Monday 26 January 2015 4:35

I'd count it positive that he cares for her.

By helloboyzder | 13

#6178830 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:20

I mean, what did you want him to do? Drop absolutely everything and come over to your house?

ChristinePi | 36

#6178847 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:23

Maybe she was just being flirty and giving him something to look forward to when he got home.

helloboyzder | 13

#6178855 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:26

I see my fallacy here. God, that sounded dickish

By whinthy | 18

#6178832 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:20

You also need to text him back and tell him to pull his head out of his ass.

gramirez23 | 9

#6179462 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 17:08

M.O.B

By TristanCamper | 11

#6178837 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:21

Seems he knows you well.

By factsarelife | 7

#6178853 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:25

wow. Ass much?

finiclepie | 6

#6178869 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:31

Not with that attitude

By chrisstachon | 29

#6178859 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:27

lmfao

By NomeDMF | 17

#6178868 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:31

That ungrateful bastard. Sorry OP.

By PhatCake | 10

#6178873 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:33

Did you tell him you were sober?

JocelynKaulitz | 28

#6179272 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 11:42

Probably not if she may as well just use that as an excuse to have a drink.

By TheInquisitor | 3

#6178874 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:33

Someone (and most of the commenters) are vastly over reacting to a misunderstanding.

nakagi | 4

#6178975 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 2:54

people on fml seem to down vote things pointlessly even when things make perfect sense

TheInquisitor | 3

#6179036 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 4:24

They downvote anything that makes sense, they only want emotional reactionary comments, not clear minded comments that are fair to all parties involved in the FML post.