By fun in functioning, I suppose - 20/01/2015 19:54 - United States - Starkville
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By fun in functioning, I suppose - 20/01/2015 19:54 - United States - Starkville
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Or maybe Op's been drunk before and done something like that?!
I'd count it positive that he cares for her.
I mean, what did you want him to do? Drop absolutely everything and come over to your house?
Maybe she was just being flirty and giving him something to look forward to when he got home.
I see my fallacy here. God, that sounded dickish
You also need to text him back and tell him to pull his head out of his ass.
M.O.B
Seems he knows you well.
wow. Ass much?
Not with that attitude
lmfao
Did you tell him you were sober?
Someone (and most of the commenters) are vastly over reacting to a misunderstanding.
They downvote anything that makes sense, they only want emotional reactionary comments, not clear minded comments that are fair to all parties involved in the FML post.
You probably interrupted him taking "suggestive shots" of his ass and legs.
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Your boyfriend sounds really fun
Did you tell him you were sober?