By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 04:29 - United States - Bentonville

Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet for over an hour. FML
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Dodge4x4Ram 46

tell him that shit wasn't funny

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Mauskau 35

I stay on the toilet by choice because my phone is fun. However it's no fun when you're constantly ******** yourself. Think about it this way, free weight loss!

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Livin_Like_Larry 29

On the bright side, you have time to plot your revenge!

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reprincess 10

You... Should probably call a hospital...

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iAlissa 34

Laxatives are supposed to make you shit. (Sometimes violently when given in stupid amounts) As long as he's drinking water and not ******** on the walls, he will be fine

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piedpiper303 29

At very extreme amounts it can be dangerous. There's laxative and then there's too much laxative.

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alfred_winklewof 8

hopefully you have Ifunny

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idioticmess 15

what a shitty friend! sorry had to say it, ill see myself out now.

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NevermoreRoses 20

I'm curious as to how you know how many laxatives are needed to make a horse shit its intestines out, honestly...

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ProfessorMctitie 20

I dont think they were really be serious on that part...

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Merylwen 24

I hope you're okay because people die from things like that, due to dehydration.

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aylind 18

That's actually really dangerous because it can cause dehydration. Tell your friend that what they did was totally a dick move. Sorry op.

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HeatherFeatherB 31

Too many Dumb and Dumber quotes are going through my head.

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