By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 04:29 - United States - Bentonville

Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet for over an hour. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

I stay on the toilet by choice because my phone is fun. However it's no fun when you're constantly ******** yourself. Think about it this way, free weight loss!

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All puns aside, that's a really nasty, dangerous thing to do. Slipping drugs of any kind into someone's food can trigger deadly reactions by accident. If someone did that to me I would beat the shit out of them. ( no pun intended )

Plot your revenge, it's all you can really do at this point, the damage is done..... to your toilet most likely :P hehe

some kids at my school did this, but to an asshole teacher. They used horse laxative instead. Needless to say the were expelled and that teacher was out for little over a month

That's very dangerous, very painful and could potentially be a trip to the hospital if you don't know how much they gave you. I needed to take a stimulant laxative once and it was the worst experience of my life.

Haha I normally spend that long on the toilet anyway! Damn fml app >.>

Dude...that can be dangerous. You need to go to the ER if it continues or you start having CLEAR liquid. clear liquid will dehydrate you and can cause you to pass out.

Think of it as a cleanse then plan the ultimate pay back

Your "friend". "Friend". "FRIEND". Start planning some payback.

On the bright side, you have time to plot your revenge!