Today, there was an earthquake. Good news: the only damage was a tree fell on some loser's car. Bad news: that loser was me. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML
Today, it was a VERY windy day. A tree blew over and landed on my car, obliterating the windows, and totalling it. I only bought it yesterday. FML
Today, I woke up at 4AM to the sound of lightning hitting a tree in my backyard, then that tree proceeding to hit my house. Later, my neighbor's tree fell over, which hit our fence, and they're not even home. FML
Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML
Today, I was in a college band rehearsal when I got a call, saying, "Your car was just hit by a tree!" I said, "Yeah, right!" and hung up on her. Minutes later, the band manager walked in and told me that my car was totaled. I then went and stood in the rain to watch a tree get cut off my car. FML
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, I walked home and found a massive branch had fallen into my parking space. My first thought, "Thank God my car wasn't hit!" My second thought, "Where's my car?" FML
Today, I was just about to get in the shower, when I heard a loud crunch. I thought to myself, boy the neighbours next door must be doing some heavy construction. Two seconds after that thought, my brother knocked on the door to inform me that the neighbours tree had just fallen on my car. FML
Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML
Today, a storm dropped a tree across my road. I would have moved it with my tractor, but there was a tree on that too. FML
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drano 0
If that happened, FML would be boring. "Today, a dog ran into me. FML" rather than "Today, I was walking in the park when I was hit on the shin by a red ball. I was confused, until it was followed by an enormous German Shepherd dog going at top speed. FML" etc. Though, some people can go overboard with the words n stuff.
nediov 0
Calling yourself a loser won't help. You're one in a million!
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Comments (57)
nyuu1234 0
yu must really be a loser tu call urself one and try nd make ppl sorry for u
DumbStruck79 0
WOW, what a spectacular plot-twist. Brilliantly written FML, didn't see this coming...
TuucciZ 0
"Today, there was an earthquake. Good news: the only damage was a tree fell on some losers car. Bad news: someone stole my wallet while I laughed. FML"
flying_vegan 0
"Today there was an earthquake. Good news: the only damage was a tree fell on some loser's car. Bad news: that tree was my wife, and now I have three saplings to raise by myself. FML"
ILIEKGIRLS 5
DERP DERP HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
TheLetterZero 7
Yet again, Mother Nature attacks a car with a tree. She needs to level up and learn some new skills.
CoolChik 5
I don't see the FML here. I would VERY happy if this happened to me. Your insurance will pay for it if you have the right coverage. But if you're too dumb to not have insurance...then FYL but you kinda deserved it as well. This is a blessing, and if you weren't properly prepared, then it's your own damb fault. I park my car in front of a big tree every time it storms, hoping a branch will fall and do some damage, so I can get an even nicer car. =)
ykz_44 0
don't worry, everything happens for a reason.. that reason is that the car is not suppose to parked beside a tree, and two, why would you park your car near a tree during an earthquake?
freshpyp 0
im glad you realized your a loser
visage 0
YDI for being a loser.
ihearthollister 0
also to #42 u guys r creepers this ons is funny and YDI
Ellowise_fml 0
Sorry :( That really sucks..
MonkeySpeaks 4
I live in california. The strongest earthquake in the past week was a 3.1.... barely enough to feel a slight tremor and thats only if you're on top of it..... let alone topple a tree... i don't believe this one.