Today, there was an earthquake. Good news: the only damage was a tree fell on some loser's car. Bad news: that loser was me. FML
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Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML
Today, it was a VERY windy day. A tree blew over and landed on my car, obliterating the windows, and totalling it. I only bought it yesterday. FML
Today, I woke up at 4AM to the sound of lightning hitting a tree in my backyard, then that tree proceeding to hit my house. Later, my neighbor's tree fell over, which hit our fence, and they're not even home. FML
Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML
Today, I was in a college band rehearsal when I got a call, saying, "Your car was just hit by a tree!" I said, "Yeah, right!" and hung up on her. Minutes later, the band manager walked in and told me that my car was totaled. I then went and stood in the rain to watch a tree get cut off my car. FML
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, I walked home and found a massive branch had fallen into my parking space. My first thought, "Thank God my car wasn't hit!" My second thought, "Where's my car?" FML
Today, I was just about to get in the shower, when I heard a loud crunch. I thought to myself, boy the neighbours next door must be doing some heavy construction. Two seconds after that thought, my brother knocked on the door to inform me that the neighbours tree had just fallen on my car. FML
Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML
Today, a storm dropped a tree across my road. I would have moved it with my tractor, but there was a tree on that too. FML
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drano 0
If that happened, FML would be boring. "Today, a dog ran into me. FML" rather than "Today, I was walking in the park when I was hit on the shin by a red ball. I was confused, until it was followed by an enormous German Shepherd dog going at top speed. FML" etc. Though, some people can go overboard with the words n stuff.
nediov 0
Calling yourself a loser won't help. You're one in a million!
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Comments (57)
MissGreenT 0
You better hope you werent that big of a loser to not have insurance! FYL
sweetcheeks1985 0
Just to point out...last time I checked this site isnt only for people who live in the USA...so just because you live in the states doesn't mean everyone does...I know youre american but i swear you arent the only country in the world
Teecuppit3a 0
What's your point? I don't see anyone trying to pass America off as the "only" country or anything.
lolcrzykid 0
you know i really appreciate that the op isnt a jerk and doesnt act as if the world revolves around them. =)
teuscherchoklit 0
FYL for tectonic plates and being a loser. YDI for forgetting the apostrophe in "loser's" and living where there are earthquakes.
ihearthollister 0
I love this one :) funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ninjaface 0
The tree wasn't the only damage. I think the earthquake shook the apostrphe off of the word "loser's" in this fml.
homs_fml 0
Haha, I think the earthquake also shook the "o" out of the word "apostr*phe."
bangscr3w 0
wow that sucks so bad
talktomandybaby 8
im questioning this fml......you called yourself a loser?
brucewu 0
at least nobody gets hurt
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Except OP's car.
DReamBig24 0
goes to show that you never know a person's situation....