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By biker2012 - 01/06/2009 19:13 - United States

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Today, there was a parents bike race on the track at my high school for a fundraiser. My dad entered, and ended up winning. He did his victory dance with a massive erection showing through his spandex. Just about all of my friends, teachers, other parents, and the hot soccer team saw. FML

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By trackdaddy - 02/05/2017 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, my dad came to take pictures of me at my track meet. When looking back at the photos, I noticed most of them were zoomed in shots of the girls' butts in their spandex. FML

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By ThatGuyWhoRolled - 05/01/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML

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By notagoodtime - 06/02/2016 20:52 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I was forced to get up in front of ten swim teams, including my own, and a hundred spectators to swim 100 yards with an obvious boner sticking out of my suit. FML

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By hornyloser770 - 01/03/2010 02:15 - France

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Today, I had just finished riding my bike when I ran into the girl I am secretly in love with. While I walked over to her I got an erection through my spandex biking shorts. FML

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By Female_Lucifer - 20/10/2013 13:02 - United States - New Lebanon

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Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

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Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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By fatguyinalittlecoat - 08/12/2009 19:09 - United States

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Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML

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By easilyexited - 01/04/2009 12:16 - United States

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Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML

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By Noname - 17/03/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, I had a gymnastics meet. I thought I was done with my period, but when I was up on the beam warming up my routine, one of my coaches called me down and told me that I apparently wasn't. My coach goes around asking my teammates moms if they had any pads. My dad caught this all on tape. FML

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lolwhat_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:41

how the hell did he get a boner from winning a race? LOL

Dolarhyde 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:40

lol your dad seems cool

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frankie034 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:55

awkwarrdddd but hilarious ..

g3n3s1s 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:57

Why did he have erection? Maybe I thought the soccer coach was hot, too ! LmAo

namailux3 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 13:37

Hahaha that sucks.

KofT93 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 13:47

He must have enjoyed that win alot...

osnapp55 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 13:53

Ha a boner maby u have a hot teacher?

goalie42398 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 13:56

Eww. That's embarasssing.

larforever 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 13:58

Wow that's horrible. I feel sorry for u. Funny, but eww.

Neuromancer 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 14:33

Any friends walk up and say "You're Dad is a DILF!"

ActiveXcontrol 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 14:37

What's with people getting random boners without arousal?

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Tuesday 2 June 2009 14:52

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