Today, there's a new freshman at my school that looks exactly like me. Whenever we see her, my friends shout "Twinzies!" I don't have anything against her, but I'm bummed because I'm a male senior. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
Today, I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, a new girl showed up at my school and everyone really seems to be intrigued about her. I've been told at least five times today that she is the hotter version of me. FML
Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML
Today, my kid made a new friend at school. When I asked her to describe her new friend, she said, "She looks kinda like you, only pretty." FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
Today, I lost all of my male friends at work. Why? The new girl has my same interests and a prettier face. FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
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mermaidkeels 26
So if you guys had a kid together, would you be triplets?
The_Unlucky1 19
One in a billion eh? I guess it never specified the gender...
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Comments (56)
JerryClark 17
Grow a beard and cut your hair short. Problem solved.
xxmollyxx 25
And a beard
andrmac 25
Do hate your baby face, if that's part of it. It won't last forever.
MorbidInsanity 11
Don't get your hopes up too high, OP. I'm almost 27 and can barely grow a thin mustache.
ligerzero459 24
Sounds like a perfect reason to date her for a little bit
yerawizardlizzy 27
I don't even want to know how you reached that conclusion.
george_s_4 32
Maybe it's a good opportunity for you to get a girlfriend if she's cool with it. I know the age difference is big but if you have a connection then **** it it could turn in a great relationship
NotCollegeBound 17
Funny thing, the age difference might not be that big. I dated someone in my sophomore year of high school who was in the seventh grade but only six months younger than me, so he would have been a freshman when I was a senior. Because of where our birthdays fell he was supposed to be in the grade below me, but he failed a grade and I skipped a grade. It was really weird to explain to people!
littlefoott69 14
if you say anything it will get worse. .as a senior..just ignore it
mrBearBear 11
1) there can be boy/girl twins 2) either she looks older or you look younger haha try and think of the positives
Jstick 10
You do realize that fraternal twins don't look any more alike than regular siblings, right?
Shade1982 21
There actually are rare instances of identical twins of different sexes. And even fraternal twins (or siblings for that matter) can actually look a lot like each other.
Jstick 10
Yes, but my point was that you were implying that boy/girl twins (99.999% of the time fraternal) look more alike than regular siblings. That is not the case at all.
Diddlydoo1632 18
Get a haircut
missyfiona89 28
You may not look feminine, she may just look masculine.
queerdragon 20
You should see if you can run a scam. Start working in ****. The Wonder Twins.
killerparade 17
classic case of mistaken identity.