Today, there's a new freshman at my school that looks exactly like me. Whenever we see her, my friends shout "Twinzies!" I don't have anything against her, but I'm bummed because I'm a male senior. FML
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Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
Today, I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, a new girl showed up at my school and everyone really seems to be intrigued about her. I've been told at least five times today that she is the hotter version of me. FML
Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML
Today, my kid made a new friend at school. When I asked her to describe her new friend, she said, "She looks kinda like you, only pretty." FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
Today, I lost all of my male friends at work. Why? The new girl has my same interests and a prettier face. FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
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mermaidkeels 26
So if you guys had a kid together, would you be triplets?
The_Unlucky1 19
One in a billion eh? I guess it never specified the gender...
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saidaswear 20
I've got a friend and he looks exactly like this girl at my school. My friends and I actually thought it was him in a wig at first.
PotatoesAndCake 26
Pretend to be twins. Or each other and play tricks to freak people out
isaak_sanchez 18
I think if anything she would be more bummed out about looking like a guy...
laurellkawes 31
Or it could mean that she looks like a man
Leauge 13
Op I always wondered what I would look like as a girl, and you have that opportunity so congrats.
rhiley 26
I think this is a fml for her too,,
GhostFox 34
Take advantage of your resemblance to get into twin-based events and to freak people out. Maybe the two of you should even collaborate a story of how you two are siblings separated during childhood, and decided to go to the same college to reunite.
imghoul 1
be together！
badderthanbad 7
Wouldn't it be worse for her because she is constantly getting told she looks like a guy?
Xion0014 20
Ask your foster parents. Maybe theyre not really your real parents and you have a twin sister