Today, there must have been a wasp clinging to my front door because when I walked outside, it dropped between my glasses and my face and began stinging me all around my eye. I don't know if my eye is more swollen from the stings or from me repeatedly punching myself in the face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML
Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML
Today, while squishing a stink bug, it sprayed directly in my eye. FML
Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML
Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Today, I got stung by a bee. On my eyelid. I'm allergic so it's swollen up so much, I can't even open my eye. Tomorrow is the first day of a new prestigious school. I either have to go to school wearing an eye-patch or walk around looking like a monster. FML
Today, as I was hanging washing out in the sun, a huge cicada flew into my face and somehow got behind my glasses. I screamed and ripped them off and ran away. I came back to a broken pair of VERY expensive glasses. FML
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
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JuzReading 23
Wasp: stop hitting yourself *stings* *evil laughter*
Therid 22
The wasp probably wouldn't have stung you as much, if you didn't anger it with punching.
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Comments (26)
ber4fun 23
It would have been much worse if it wasn't just around your eye but also in your eyeball through the eyelids, so that's one positive thing.
cats1234 15
Ugh that sounds like the worst! I had a similar thing happen to me, I was climbing a ladder and was pretty high up when a wasp fell into my shirt stung my boobs repeatedly, that was the fasted I ever ripped off my shirt lol!
ThrottleJockey 36
Wasps are nature's assholes.
jennlody 28
This happened to me last week but I think it was a bee. All I know for sure is it definitely didn't like being stuck between my face and my glasses. FYL and FML.
vegantreegirl 26
Ooooh ouch. I hate wasps. I can't imagine how painful that was. Sorry.
LyricaSilvan 30
I'm not sure punching yourself was a good way to deal with having a wasp on your face...
NoahK2003 16
Hopefully no one saw you in front of your house. That would be embarrassing because no one would see the bee. "Uh, honey, that weird new guy next door is punching himself in the eye again." "Don't stare, Harold, close the curtains."
AidanKozak 13
Thats pure michigan
guttedbrit 26
People hardly understand why i'm so scared of those twats, but i've said it a million times before and..oh yes.. here i go again: wasps are ******* EVIL.
GhostFox 34
I had four wasps- mud daubers, specifically- all sting me with the same square inch spot on my hand because I passed by their nest. It looked and felt a lot like having a heavy balloon for a hand. Wasps are dicks.
ArbiterOfFML 24
that is an obvious lie homie. mud daubers are runners not fighters. hell they rarely attack things that destroy their nest.