Transportation: Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough...

By WhatsThatSmell - 25/02/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML

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By sleeper - 02/03/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

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By Banana - 04/12/2012 16:04 - Puerto Rico

Today, I was riding the train and someone farted. Everyone looked at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML

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By Emmy - 02/10/2011 06:36 - United States

Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 17:04 - United States - Pittsburg

Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 21/04/2011 09:30 - Australia

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

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By Noguestlist - 02/03/2011 08:16

Today, on the train, a cute girl gave me her number. After maybe half an hour, she went to her seat and I went to the toilet for a quick but loud and painful dump. I opened the door and saw her outside getting bitch-slapped by the smell. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By DonMare - 22/04/2009 07:48 - Australia

Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML

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RedPillSucks 31

Friday 25 February 2011 19:05

The down side of getting a seat in a crowded train. Next time, bring a chain saw. You'd be surprised how much personal space people will give you, crowded train or not.

drizzt6895 0

Friday 25 February 2011 19:10

Did you say "thank you sir may i have another"?

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HarlemzAngelita 0

Friday 25 February 2011 18:54

haha OWNED!!

m0tl3ycru3qwr 0

Monday 28 February 2011 8:04

how did that taste?

toelie 25

Friday 25 February 2011 19:00

You could've asked them to turn away from your face the first time.

phatdaddy62 23

Friday 25 February 2011 21:33

Then you'd have their dick in your face!

toelie 25

Friday 25 February 2011 23:34

It solves the fart issue. Or be specific and ask them to turn 90 degrees. Besides, I would personally prefer someone's dick over their ass, if I had to choose. It's covered anyway and dicks don't fart.

jellyybeans 5

Saturday 26 February 2011 5:28

lmfao, can you imagine if dicks DID fart? xD

luchie_fml 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 7:47

lmmfao!

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 25 February 2011 19:05

The down side of getting a seat in a crowded train. Next time, bring a chain saw. You'd be surprised how much personal space people will give you, crowded train or not.

drizzt6895 0

Friday 25 February 2011 19:10

Did you say "thank you sir may i have another"?

rowannn 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 15:29

NOMNOMNOMNOM

iggypop456 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 22:43

wtf

MrBoredGuy 1

Friday 25 February 2011 19:11

waiting for the "in my country you'd get beat with a stick" guy

ktdad07 0

Friday 25 February 2011 19:18

Nah, in his country that is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

sweet_candy_ 17

Friday 25 February 2011 19:11

Turn your head the other way :)

eftup 9

Friday 25 February 2011 19:17

how do you even think of weird things to type in response to all these? you must have had a twisted childhood!

mintcar 9

Friday 25 February 2011 19:43

It had to be a guy because....

7mood75 7

Friday 25 February 2011 21:25

girls don't fart?

xavier1623 4

Monday 28 February 2011 12:23

Its obvious from this that a failure is commenting. 'Its obvious to us that its a guy'? Stereotype much? How bout i tell you 80% of females ********** just cause i thought it was true.