By WhatsThatSmell - 25/02/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

The down side of getting a seat in a crowded train. Next time, bring a chain saw. You'd be surprised how much personal space people will give you, crowded train or not.

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drizzt6895 0

Did you say "thank you sir may i have another"?

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HarlemzAngelita 0

haha OWNED!!

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m0tl3ycru3qwr 0

how did that taste?

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toelie 25
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You could've asked them to turn away from your face the first time.

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phatdaddy62 23
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Then you'd have their dick in your face!

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toelie 25
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It solves the fart issue. Or be specific and ask them to turn 90 degrees. Besides, I would personally prefer someone's dick over their ass, if I had to choose. It's covered anyway and dicks don't fart.

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jellyybeans 5

lmfao, can you imagine if dicks DID fart? xD

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RedPillSucks 31

The down side of getting a seat in a crowded train. Next time, bring a chain saw. You'd be surprised how much personal space people will give you, crowded train or not.

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drizzt6895 0

Did you say "thank you sir may i have another"?

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rowannn 0
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NOMNOMNOMNOM

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MrBoredGuy 1

waiting for the "in my country you'd get beat with a stick" guy

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ktdad07 0

Nah, in his country that is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

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sweet_candy_ 17
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Turn your head the other way :)

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eftup 9
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how do you even think of weird things to type in response to all these? you must have had a twisted childhood!

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mintcar 9

It had to be a guy because....

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7mood75 7
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girls don't fart?

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xavier1623 4

Its obvious from this that a failure is commenting. 'Its obvious to us that its a guy'? Stereotype much? How bout i tell you 80% of females masturbate just cause i thought it was true.

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sourgirl101 28

Ooh, ooh that smell Can't you smell that smell? Ooh, ooh that smell The smell of death surrounds you.

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aquariusangel420 0
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 PRICELESS

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KrissyGal 1
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Awe Muffin! Poor u!! Next time stand!!

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