Today, the snow in my backyard melted, revealing just how much dog shit accumulated underneath it this winter. FML
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Today, my dog decided to take a poop at the top of an icy hill. Being a good citizen, I went to clean it up. Guess who slipped and wore the poop all the way down the hill… FML
Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML
Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML
Today, after I spent nearly three hours building an igloo, my dog decided it would be a nice to enter it and take a shit. FML
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML
Today, my dog accidentally crapped on her leash. When I flicked the leash to get the poo off, it went flying. Have you ever had warm poo hit you in the face on a cold day when there's 6 inches of snow on the ground? I have. FML
Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML
Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
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AlaskanG 27
Happens every year up here in Alaska. It's a huge pain in the ass.
JaciMae13 9
Same thing happened to me in Michigan! My dog ran through the muddy poop mixture....gotta love them anyways!
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Comments (56)
bananaweeniepop 2
Poopsicles!
pookiebear1001 13
I know how you feel!!
tuffykat 8
i filled two kitchen sizes trash bags woth dog poop last weekend, the world is lucky i dont hold a grudge!!
breadstickez 5
I have a Great Dane. My yard is a minefield.
renyftw 3
hey!!! that happened to me recently. exeot I Dont pick them up. my mom does. _. I take him out everyday its fair. xD and feed him.
RaeAnnAngelica 12
Going through the same thing here in Illinois, OP
kiakonno 8
Guess who just finished picking all of it up
loidnerdy101 10
That's so shi--*shot* But seriously, that sucks.
MaDobie 1
I know how it goes. Every dog owner up north feces the same crap every year. My yard is full of frozen poopsicles. If I don't do or doo doo more clean up tomorrow depends on the weather. I've only gotten a turd of it done so far. We'll, that's shit for now.
prc_ 5
If you get a dog, take it to walks, that way you dont have shitsticks on your yard. If you are so ******* lazy you dont want to take dog to walks, dont get a ******* dog, get a doll or something..