Who's on first?

Sorry op, I couldn't help to laugh but at the same time I know that feeling. Hope it wasn't for something important.

One might say you woke up REALLY early.

Something along these lines is almost a daily occurrence for me

Then two weeks from now you should be fine every day.

I didn't know you could set your alarm clock to go off in 2 weeks! That's pretty advanced!

You do know that AM and PM refer to the two halves of a day, not a month?

So weird reading this today. I set my alarm for 6am and woke up at 9am today too. Except it looks like I actually woke up at 6am decided I didn't want to take out the trash and reset it from 6 and 6:30 to 11 and 11:30 and went back to bed. I don't remember waking up but by 9 the trash people had already come.

how?

How do you even do that? I always check the date. It's not hard.