Intimacy: Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked...

By sosadbuttrue - 14/01/2012 13:15 - Switzerland

Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML

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Saturday 14 January 2012 16:06

How does a guy fake an ******?

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swampbaby985 30

Tuesday 11 February 2014 9:26

Maybe he knew you'd been faking for awhile and so he just decided to return the favor?

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Monday 23 June 2014 7:04

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