Today, the person I've been sharing my most intimate feelings with finally got bored and let me know I've been texting the wrong number for weeks. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got an angry text from a random number calling me a lying piece of shit. I then realized that was the first person to text me in weeks. I ended up having a fake argument with someone because I was so lonely. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I received a text from an unknown number that read, "I love you." Thinking it was my partner being sweet, I responded with a long, sappy message about how much they mean to me. Turns out, it was a wrong number. The person responded with, "Um, thanks but I think you have the wrong number." FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML
Today, a person who I've been talking to for months told me they were in a relationship with someone else. I work with this person and see them almost everyday. To top it off, they told me this over text. FML
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RobinKCS 9
You share your most intimate feelings over text?
bebefer 8
I'd rather tell a stranger my problems. They know nothing of me, or any of my friends so they can't blab to anyone.
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Comments (68)
huntercallender 0
So u never talked to him over the phone for weeks.
perdix 31
You seem to have a knack for pouring out your heart in the wrong place. FML is the web site for Friendly Male Librarians and not a place to say why your life is ******. Now, do you have a story of some patron's ridiculous excuse for why their books are overdue?
kitsune3 20
On the plus side, at least they were kind enough to let you vent for all that time.
TarieBoo 2
hmmm who did you think you were texting in the first place??
tjack033 2
Well..at least you don't have trust issues.
Deeznutzhairy 7
Stfu.
groupleader 7
Sorry, should I have told you sooner? My bad.
cheyennerosi33 0
Lmfao that suck but it MADD funny
bunniex1 11
Sorry I tend to creep ppl out XD
hateevryone 15
Damn! He was having fun with your ass.