Love: Today, the person I've been sharing my most intimate feelings...

By john - 04/05/2012 19:14 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, the person I've been sharing my most intimate feelings with finally got bored and let me know I've been texting the wrong number for weeks. FML

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By inappropes - 10/08/2017 16:00

Today, I got an angry text from a random number calling me a lying piece of shit. I then realized that was the first person to text me in weeks. I ended up having a fake argument with someone because I was so lonely. FML

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By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 02:38 - United States - Glen Ellyn

Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML

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By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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By foreveralone - 23/07/2013 09:51 - New Zealand - Torbay

Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML

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By Casden - 13/09/2009 15:57 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML

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Thanks for the heads up

By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 23:03

Today, a person who I've been talking to for months told me they were in a relationship with someone else. I work with this person and see them almost everyday. To top it off, they told me this over text. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML

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RobinKCS 9

Saturday 5 May 2012 0:07

You share your most intimate feelings over text?

bebefer 8

Saturday 5 May 2012 0:16

I'd rather tell a stranger my problems. They know nothing of me, or any of my friends so they can't blab to anyone.

Comments

Epichearts 2

Saturday 5 May 2012 0:24

This is why I keep it alll bottled inside

br0ccoli 14

Saturday 5 May 2012 1:17

That's not healthy.

Crazyforcheese 6

Saturday 5 May 2012 0:28

Time for a new phone number for yourself !

jackassiddy 8

Saturday 5 May 2012 0:33

You're a guy.. men don't pour their hearts out when they get upset.. we break things and verbally assault the nearest person for their shortcomings. Now try again.

OffToTheGayBar 9

Saturday 5 May 2012 0:37

I haven't broken anything since the wall tore up my knuckles' skin. Though, verbal assault is my forte, ...butt-munch.

BossFML1996 1

Saturday 5 May 2012 0:40

Last time I did that my dad beat the crap out of me.

jackassiddy 8

Saturday 5 May 2012 3:17

21- Your father was just obviously following the rules of man.

AmyFreakingLu 0

Sunday 6 May 2012 7:18

That's sexist. Guys have feelings why are they not allowed to share them?

MissssUnderstood 13

Saturday 5 May 2012 1:03

Damn. Sucks for you. Sorry.

br0ccoli 14

Saturday 5 May 2012 1:15

Your friend is trolling. Quit complaining and fix your problems. A "friend" always complained to me for YEARS, never bothering to fix a thing herself. Every week it was something new about how she was victimized. She wasn't, she was just a self absorbed drama queen. It came to the point where each time I hung out with her I felt emotionally and mentally raped by her neediness and egotism. Take this as a hint that you need to fix the source and not the symptoms, OP.

hilary56 0

Saturday 5 May 2012 1:16

Seriously that's ****** up lol but if you're so close to that person y'all would've like talked on phone or when you see that person again wouldn't you have asked them about it?

bunniex1 11

Saturday 5 May 2012 1:33

Your hair looks so soft _/_*o/*__

linkinpark98 23

Saturday 5 May 2012 1:40

That is just ****** up.

Infamous614 0

Saturday 5 May 2012 2:21

Owned

OffToTheGayBar 9

Saturday 5 May 2012 2:22

The person you thought you were texting wasn't who you thought? The only conclusion I can draw: aliens. Specifically the league of reptilian humanoid shape-shifters who assisted the Egyptians in their pursuit of the pyramids' construction through the use of, maybe, but most likely, an anti-gravity field, or perhaps beam. They are after you, OP, **** your life indeed. They'll disappear you like they did the crew of the Mary Celeste.