Today, the only reason I have toilet paper is because someone decided to teepee my driveway and left an entire roll behind. FML
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Today, I woke up to find my house TP'd. I also noticed our entire house was devoid of toilet paper. Someone had broken in just to steal our toilet paper and TP our own house with it. FML
Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet. It was my last roll. FML
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML
Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML
Today, I had to drive over an hour away to buy toilet paper. FML
Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML
Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
There are two things in my house I make sure I NEVER run out of: 1) toilet paper, and 2) Oreos. Priorities.
mermaidkeels 26
Use it wisely if it's the only toilet paper you have.
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Comments (33)
Le_ponderer 14
Lucky you! The universe saw a need and filled it. You needed toilet paper and some jerk needed to let-off excess energy. Win-win situation if you ask me.
worldclassrager 41
That's a plus right?
IceFlash 2
free shit is the best shit?
hoosiergirl94 31
They TP'd just the driveway?
ElectricNY 2
Yeah, definitely a win for you! When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!
Internetflakes 13
Guys get #OPsToiletPaperFoundation trending.
DEATHLORD_fml 16
Bit---It's TP..Jesus.