Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday. The only time people have contacted me is to ask who I voted for. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, it's my birthday. Three people wished me happy birthday: Google, my insurance company, and the place I lease my car from. FML
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML
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Top comments
TheFamilyElf 17
Stupid survey? Be nicer and maybe more people would give you birthday wishes! Sorry op, that sucks. Happy birthday!
GotBrains 0
Happy birthday! I suppose we'll see another FML by tomorrow saying " today I received more birthday greetings on FML than I ever had IRL or on Facebook, FML" Sry OP, there ARE worse things in life.
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Comments (65)
blue_mist 7
Happy birthday:)
cupcakedinosaur 0
Happy birthday
dame23 0
Happy birthday :)
chaos212 10
Happy birthday OP
goddamniluvme 0
Maybe u should get a life? I'm pretty sure there's an app for that.....
MissDizzyLizzy 2
happy bday!!!!
hahahafyl0312 0
Happy birthday!
HopeLoveMusic 0
Everyone deserves a Happy Birthday. So...Happy Birthday :)
Roley4498 14
Hot ^ ;)
PoopingUnicorns 4
Indeed^