Miscellaneous: Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey...

By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:33 - United States

Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML

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Today, it's my birthday. The only time people have contacted me is to ask who I voted for. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 16:00 - United Kingdom - Thornbury

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 04:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML

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By andi0804 - 05/08/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML

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By birthdaygirl - 16/04/2014 17:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

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By trice - 08/05/2013 17:48 - United States - Austin

Today, it's my birthday. Three people wished me happy birthday: Google, my insurance company, and the place I lease my car from. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2021 09:59

Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML

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By Furnando - 06/01/2023 00:00

Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML

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By Micawber - 31/01/2011 13:55 - Denmark

Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML

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TheFamilyElf 17

Monday 2 April 2012 8:51

Stupid survey? Be nicer and maybe more people would give you birthday wishes! Sorry op, that sucks. Happy birthday!

GotBrains 0

Monday 2 April 2012 9:00

Happy birthday! I suppose we'll see another FML by tomorrow saying " today I received more birthday greetings on FML than I ever had IRL or on Facebook, FML" Sry OP, there ARE worse things in life.

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blue_mist 7

Monday 2 April 2012 23:27

Happy birthday:)

cupcakedinosaur 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:39

Happy birthday

dame23 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 3:18

Happy birthday :)

chaos212 10

Tuesday 3 April 2012 4:13

Happy birthday OP

goddamniluvme 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 4:55

Maybe u should get a life? I'm pretty sure there's an app for that.....

MissDizzyLizzy 2

Tuesday 3 April 2012 4:59

happy bday!!!!

hahahafyl0312 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 6:15

Happy birthday!

HopeLoveMusic 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 6:41

Everyone deserves a Happy Birthday. So...Happy Birthday :)

Roley4498 14

Tuesday 3 April 2012 11:13

Hot ^ ;)

PoopingUnicorns 4

Wednesday 4 April 2012 5:00

Indeed^

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