Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, it's my birthday. The only time people have contacted me is to ask who I voted for. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, it's my birthday. Three people wished me happy birthday: Google, my insurance company, and the place I lease my car from. FML
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17
Stupid survey? Be nicer and maybe more people would give you birthday wishes! Sorry op, that sucks. Happy birthday!
GotBrains 0
Happy birthday! I suppose we'll see another FML by tomorrow saying " today I received more birthday greetings on FML than I ever had IRL or on Facebook, FML" Sry OP, there ARE worse things in life.
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Comments (65)
thatgirl34 6
Happy birthday OP :)
DanishDonut 5
That sucks. Maybe there will be a surprise party? At least try to enjoy your birthday OP
linkinpark98 24
Happy Birthday! :D
babe7260 30
Happy Birthday Honey!!! Remember to celebrate this special day you came into the world, even if it is just by yourself!!!! ;)
ap7diamonds 1
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
peachesncreem 21
Happy birthday OP! I hope you don't take it too much to heart. People don't really remember birthdays unless you're having a party, you tell them it's coming up or it's on facebook :/
PYLrulz 17
Forever Alone
desmallz512 1
Happy birthday! It will get better.
PurrpleDinosaur 6
Is it just me... or is this a repost?
yahoowizard 16
I think it would be better to confront and fix problems like that rather than sit quietly and mope (or not mope). OP shouldn't just sit there and accept things for what they are, he should make sure his next birthday is different.