Today, it's my birthday. Three people wished me happy birthday: Google, my insurance company, and the place I lease my car from. FML
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abbttmc
| 12
Happy birthday now it's 4 people :)
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Ambient25
| 24
Except Grumpycat
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MindFreakazoid
| 10
Soon, it'll be over at least 40 people.
Happy birthday, OP.
Happy birthday, OP.
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fishstick557
| 14
Look at all these happy birthdays! :) happy birthday OP!!!!
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Catkam623
| 27
Happy birthday!!!!!! get wasted and celebrate.
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syck_fml
| 3
Get a Facebook. Then you will have 1 more to your total
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Ambient25
| 24
If she downgraded though and got a Myspace she'd have Tom as a friend....
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depocadoll
| 15
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I'm sorry you didn't get more in person, that's pretty crummy.
I'm sorry you didn't get more in person, that's pretty crummy.
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doctor_glitter
| 6
Happy anniversary of the day you were squeezed out of a birthing canal!
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AKGirlinSD
| 20
^She could have been cut out :-). Either way, Happy Bithday, Original Poster!
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SuperSofie
| 23
Happy Birthday OP!
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lmngrl889
| 14
happy birthday!!
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asimplesharpie
| 7
Happy birthday!!!
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Ambient25
| 24
Sad to see her parents didn't say anything :(
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zandalee
| 19
I know right. Damn sad! Happy happy birthday OP!!
Go and do something you love!
Go and do something you love!
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KyraJFoxx
| 14
Happy birthday :)
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Damian95
| 16
Haha at least someone cares.
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ChrisWaines
| 9
That bites, I'm sorry. If it helps, happy birthday!
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Phoebe_Buffay
| 14
HAPPY BIRTHDAY OP! :))
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CupOTea666
| 9
Happy Birthday!!! ;)
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IAmJad
| 18
Because 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 saying it wasn't enough. Can we get some variety in the comments?
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jackiemora
| 18
no.
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IAmJad
| 18
It's not your decision. Nah nah na boo boo
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rt567
| 15
aww, happy birthday though!
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BlackPhenom
| 9
Look on the bright side: no awkward stares at random spots when people are singing you happy birthday! No? Aw right then.
P.S happy birthday!
P.S happy birthday!
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LaughinStock
| 16
Ha there's still awkward spots when people do know you. Some friends call me by my nick name or my real name. It'll be "Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday dear mmmmmmeehhhmmmmm Happy Birthday..." :D Happy Birthday Op!
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perdix
| 29
Aw, shit, you mean your dentist forgot?
If you show Denny's your driver's license, they'll suddenly remember and give you some free food!
If you show Denny's your driver's license, they'll suddenly remember and give you some free food!
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MichellinMan
| 20
Holy shit I'm doing that!
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Pstraka6
| 20
Happy Birthday! What arr you doin on here?! Call the girls up, forget about that, and have a damn good time out on the town sweetheart!
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CharresBarkrey
| 15
I'm pretty sure your "arr" was a typo, but it made me read your comment in a pirate voice.
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Ambient25
| 24
"Arr have a good time out in town sweetheart!"
Aww a well mannered pirate :)
Aww a well mannered pirate :)
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CharresBarkrey
| 15
Polite pirate cares about your happiness!
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smiliecat
| 13
61- Polite Pirate should be a meme.
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CharresBarkrey
| 15
113 - I agree!
If you show Denny's your driver's license, they'll suddenly remember and give you some free food!