By trice - 08/05/2013 17:48 - United States - Austin

Today, it's my birthday. Three people wished me happy birthday: Google, my insurance company, and the place I lease my car from. FML
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abbttmc 12

Happy birthday now it's 4 people :)

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perdix 29

Aw, shit, you mean your dentist forgot? If you show Denny's your driver's license, they'll suddenly remember and give you some free food!

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abbttmc 12

Happy birthday now it's 4 people :)

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Ambient25 24
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Except Grumpycat

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MindFreakazoid 10

Soon, it'll be over at least 40 people. Happy birthday, OP.

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fishstick557 14

Look at all these happy birthdays! :) happy birthday OP!!!!

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Catkam623 27
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Happy birthday!!!!!! get wasted and celebrate.

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syck_fml 3
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Get a Facebook. Then you will have 1 more to your total

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Ambient25 24
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If she downgraded though and got a Myspace she'd have Tom as a friend....

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depocadoll 15
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I'm sorry you didn't get more in person, that's pretty crummy.

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doctor_glitter 6
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Happy anniversary of the day you were squeezed out of a birthing canal!

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AKGirlinSD 20
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^She could have been cut out :-). Either way, Happy Bithday, Original Poster!

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SuperSofie 23
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Happy Birthday OP!

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lmngrl889 14

happy birthday!!

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Ambient25 24
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Sad to see her parents didn't say anything :(

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zandalee 19
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I know right. Damn sad! Happy happy birthday OP!! Go and do something you love!

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KyraJFoxx 14

Happy birthday :)

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Damian95 16

Haha at least someone cares.

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ChrisWaines 9
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That bites, I'm sorry. If it helps, happy birthday!

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Phoebe_Buffay 14

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OP! :))

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CupOTea666 9
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Happy Birthday!!! ;)

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IAmJad 18
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Because 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 saying it wasn't enough. Can we get some variety in the comments?

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IAmJad 18
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It's not your decision. Nah nah na boo boo

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rt567 15

aww, happy birthday though!

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BlackPhenom 9
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Look on the bright side: no awkward stares at random spots when people are singing you happy birthday! No? Aw right then. P.S happy birthday!

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LaughinStock 16
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Ha there's still awkward spots when people do know you. Some friends call me by my nick name or my real name. It'll be "Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday dear mmmmmmeehhhmmmmm Happy Birthday..." :D Happy Birthday Op!

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perdix 29

Aw, shit, you mean your dentist forgot? If you show Denny's your driver's license, they'll suddenly remember and give you some free food!

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MichellinMan 20

Holy shit I'm doing that!

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Pstraka6 20

Happy Birthday! What arr you doin on here?! Call the girls up, forget about that, and have a damn good time out on the town sweetheart!

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CharresBarkrey 15

I'm pretty sure your "arr" was a typo, but it made me read your comment in a pirate voice.

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Ambient25 24
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"Arr have a good time out in town sweetheart!" Aww a well mannered pirate :)

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CharresBarkrey 15

Polite pirate cares about your happiness!

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smiliecat 13
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61- Polite Pirate should be a meme.

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CharresBarkrey 15

113 - I agree!

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