Today, the kid next to me asked me, in all seriousness, if gay people have feelings like regular people. I'm gay, and I have to sit next to this barnacle until June. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, a coworker was telling me he was lonely and needed someone special in his life. I replied, "Why don't you find yourself a girlfriend?" He looked at me weird and said, "I'm gay." FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Today, my daughter was telling everyone at her elementry school about my gay partner. Yes, I have a gay partner. He is my work partner and he happens to be gay. FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I learned why a guy at work hates me when he drunkenly confessed it at a work retreat. Apparently I look like a gay teenager he had a horrible awkward one-night stand with, and every time he sees me he gets mad at himself. I could have gone my whole life without knowing that. FML
Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy walked up to me and asked if I was a lesbian. I laughed it off. An argument ensued about my sexuality for a good two hours. I lost. FML
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imchacon22 19
Ignorant people
WompWompWomp123 7
Tell him, "Not only do I have feelings, I have super powers as well!"
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Comments (198)
Lindz2817 10
Ask the teacher if you can move. It works 99% of the time.
sythe511 28
YDI
Sweetpea22 14
So OP deserves it for being gay? Nice logic, moron.
Sweetpea22 14
I wonder if the kid asks bisexuals if they have half feelings. If he is dumb enough not to know gay people have feelings, then he is dumb enough to ask that.
bobsanction 18
Did you consider just answering the question? He may have simply grown up in a family that never taught him anything about homosexuals and therefore doesn't understand them. You could have used that moment to teach him in a respectable manner but instead chose to be a dick about it.
protoskore 27
not very different from the people who believe that gingers have no souls.
DanielleinDC 33
I thought homophobes had already plumbed the depths of stupidity and insensitivity already, thanks to all these supposedly Christian anti-sex "morality" groups like AFA, FRC, and NOM. Clearly, there is always, always someone who can take their insensitive ******* and raise them a blithering idiot. I'm sorry you have to sit near this moron, OP.
hplover7 11
Wow! People are such idiots sometimes!!!!!! I'm sorry OP
thegreycat_fml 12
Ask the teacher if you can be moved due to irreconcilable personality differences.
alxpilk 8
Do they?
SgtAssCheeks 21
Well tell him you do amd also have the power to slide down rainbows and collect gold pots from leprechauns