By IceCreamCraver - 16/08/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, the ice cream truck went by my house for the seventh time today, as it has for the last seven days of my fasting. FML
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You deserved it 8 409

Same thing different taste

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lmao he's not christian, ignorants. haha He's Muslim. Muslims are now Fasting cause it's Ramadan. Just ignore it, my friends sleep through the day until the Adan. Then they eat. wohoo?

musicgirl373 0

haha i know how you feel. i've been fasting too. just hang in there till maghrib. and to all you who say that he deserves this, i would like you to try it.

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lmao he's not christian, ignorants. haha He's Muslim. Muslims are now Fasting cause it's Ramadan. Just ignore it, my friends sleep through the day until the Adan. Then they eat. wohoo?

I know a few Christians who fast every once in a while. But it's not as common as it used to be. Also the Bible talks a lot about fasting.

The_good_times 0

Even worse, islam is even shittier than christianity

blo0_starZz 0

y wud u say th@ abt islam!? u dnt even knw anythin abt it -.- not only muslims fast, btw. buddhists & REAL christians & jews fast 2. just cuz u believe in God, doesnt mean ur jew/christian/muslim. u gotta work 4 it. lyk grades(: evry bad thing u do marks u down, & the gd things u do mark u up. dumb asses -.-

# 43 I really have no idea how to translate that to english, lmao. My friends use the word Adan, and it kinda just stuck. sorry. It's the time when the guy at the Mosque starts praying.. I guess. It's at around 7:30 PM. But yeah, I know 30 days. Lol, if you're home for the summer, you can just sleep and wake up two to three hours before you have to eat. I mean I think it's easier.

*Laughs* Aren't you just awesome, 53. I'm sure you're doing a great job convincing all these people how religion is a lie, what with your intellectual, eloquent arguments.

Bloo starz: I don't think you are one to judge who real Christians are and who aren't.

FFML_314 11

No need for an answer. It's not going to legible.

Agree with # 60 and # 67. Seriously # 53, unless you've tried both religions you really are not entitled to call them shitty. All religions are beautiful, they all have the same message : Love , Peace and Unity. The only difference is the god you're praying to. So I guess you're all for war, hate and separation, since you dislike both religions so much?

hey, tell ur friends, if they sleep all day, their fasting doesnt count so it's useless! thx

greatest_alive 0
doink 0

You don't need to subscribe to a religion to want peace, love and unity.

Doink, nobody said you do. Religion just encourages it.

doink 0

92's last sentence says differently.

Ah I see now. Well I disagree with her on that.

# 119 I could have worded it better, sorry. #130 gets what I'm talking about :)

Well done Ignorance! See what happens when you fast from editing for 7 fml posts? Binge editing

The_good_times 0

habeeboburky94 thank you for proving once again how ignorant and closed minded religious people can be, where should I begin ? 1. I did try Christianity, I was a Christian for most of my child hood, I also know a great deal about Islam, did you know they hang you if you renounce it ? I did. 2. What does wanting peace unity and love have ANYTHING and I mean ANYTHING to do with religion. DO YOU EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY WARS RELIGIONS HAVE CAUSED? That's gotta be the stupidest thing a religious person could use as an argument. COUNTLESS lives have died in the name of religion and still die, highly religious people are also the ones that usually hate homosexuals, members of other religions, people who do not believe in a God etc. so they're pretty much the opposite of tolerant. 3. Did you know that religion is most prolific in very poor and underdeveloped countries and it's most prolific among stupid people and prison inmates ? Did you know that the higher the living standard in a country the less religious people you find ? Did you know that more than 70% of university professors with published papers that teach at prestigious universities are atheists ? Did you know that atheists are pretty much the least violent if you compare percentages between them and religious people ? Did you know that Islam promises rewards for people that'll give their lives to protect it from infidels ? No, you did not know. Are you convinced yet? No, you're not, why? because religious people can be pretty ignorant when it comes to other people challenging their beliefs in the invisible man in the sky, that watches you **********. Ever hear of Richard Dawkins ? Newton? Nietzsche? maybe you heard of Bill Gates? all atheists, do you know why? cuz they're not stupid. Do you know why so many believe in God? because most are raised like that by their stupid parents that put ideas like that in theirs heads ever since they are small. I bet that if children wouldn't be thought anything about religion and people would let them choose when they turn 18 not even 10% would be dumb enough to think all the stupid things written in the holy books. But hey, if you wanna believe that the Eearth is 7000 years old and that we're the precious creation of a God and pretty much the whole universe revolves around us because we're oh so special, ok. I'd rather take on life without being told what's wrong and what's right, who are we, how did we come here and what our purposes in life are, I'd rather find out these things on my own. /rant over

The_good_times 0

Oh and sorry for the mistakes, English isn't my first language and I was rage-typing, didn't have enough time to read and edit all my mistakes in the 120 seconds.

Way to type like a preschooler while proceeding to call them a dumbass, whoever it was directed at, #60.

The good times that rant of yours was such bullshit. You had so many stereotypes, assumptions, hypocracy, and statistics in there that I don't really know where to begin. Just because somebody is in jail or lives in a third world country doesn't mean they are stupid. That's a stereotype right there. Religion encourages peace love and unity. You should know this if you were raised as a christian. you acuse habeboburky or whoever of being ignorant but you are the one who seems to be coming across ignorant.

The good times: I tried to understand your rage against religions and their believers and even your tendency to think that religion has caused disasters and wars at all times. You claim that atheists are much more peaceful and not stupid? Well I think that you yourself is a beautiful example to an atheist 'belief' itself. you've managed to point out certain negativities from all the big religions in the world, thought you understood them without the context it's presented in and you use it to prove your point? Your choice of words and way of texting gives an authentic picture of what kind if a person you really are. Without hesitation you claimed to have known how stupid the whole world is because they believe in a certain power, God or holy unicorns for that sake but still haven't been able to prove why people shouldn't believe in anything as though you're a believer yourself. You don't know much about the devotion and love one can truly have for a bigger power. Religion is often about having hope and being at peace by the help of a power you find trustworthy. These are feelings you can't put upon anyone from childhood and if it happened to you I may say that's not being religious at all and has nothing to do with the true meaning of believing. Yes religion has been used as a reason to wars for decades but I really think that you should get your facts straight. If we take the crusades as an example it was all an political game - all the powers of the world wanted to rule over these holy places and take economically advantage of the surroundings. Religion was used as an excuse for gathering soldiers and fighters as ones belief can be personal and so close to ones heart that it can drag you to almost anything. This can also explain how suicide bombers are forced into these actions. All in all can't I see the main reason to your hate against these purified religions as it's not the religions but the followers who haven't been able to understand the truth and the real religion. But then again it must be hard to be forced to have a certain religion without being able to understand the beauty in it. I feel sorry for you :)

Your doggy's cute - can I have your dog? :)

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FFML_314 11

OK, thegoodtimes it's obvious that you have built up anger against those whom have strong religious views. I'm here to give you the low down. I'm going to address each thing you said seperately. Are you ready? 1. It's good to know that you used to be a christian. 2. Most churches will preach about "Peace, unity and love." DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY WARS WERE STARTED BECAUSE OF OTHER THINGS, BESIDES RELIGION? I know plenty of people that are Atheists that despise homosexuals or religious people. 3. You rant about how religion is more prolific in very poor and underdeveloped countries and among stupid people. How absolutely absurd and ridiculous. How can you, a normal, civilized, human being, let that kind of garbage come from your head? People that live in poverty makes up almost (key word being almost) half the worlds population and yes you will find that more poor people turn towards religion, not because of sheer stupidity, but out of hope and faith. When you're poor, you're lost, you're lonely, you feel at your wits ends. For you to come on here and punish people for having faith in something they believe in, makes you one foolish, foolish person. You say that 70% of "university professors with PUBLISHED papers" are atheists. OK, do you know how many professors with un-published papers, will dispute that very fact? Did you know that the percentage of religious people, outweighs the percentage of atheists? On that fact alone, it's obvious that you will find a higher number of violent people in religion than you will among atheists. The next thing that came out of your mouth about, "the invisible man that watches you **********" truly showed your immaturity and lack of compassion for another person. Although there are religious folks out there that are ignorant and closed minded, it DOES NOT mean that every religious person is a nut case. You can't argue your point by simply pulling out statistics based on nothing more then a hunch. You are clearly not educated on this matter, your views are strictly based on opinion, rather then facts. Ever hear of Isaac Newton, Christopher Columbus, Albert Einstein, Louis Pasteur, Nicolaus Copernicus, Martin Luther, Thomas Edison, Orville and Wilbur Wright, Alexander Graham Bell, Thomas Jefferson or Sigmund Freud? Are you going to tell me that all of those people are poor and stupid? Are you going to argue that almost all of the U.S Presidents were stupid? No. Pulling out names of atheists gets you nowhere, because the number of religious people can still compare to the number of atheists. "Do you know why so many people believe in God?" No I don't and neither do you. You CAN NOT speak for the billions of people on this planet that are religious. Plain and simple. It's good to know that one was easy to take care of. OK, you're clearly not very bright. When have you ever been told that the earth is 7000 years old? The scientific evidence (which mind you has nothing to do with religion) will tell us that the earth has been around for I believe 4 billion years. I'm going to say at least 50% of what we do and what we believe and how we act, is derived from our up bringing. You are taught what you are taught. You are not born with knowledge, knowledge comes with experience and visual aids. You can't expect to be born into believing in god or believing in nothing. To end my comment I will say this. You are very naive and have been fed some very poor views. No one is asking you to believe in anything, but what you want to believe in. If someone is forcing anything down your throat, whether it be, religion, non-religion, vegetarianism or cooking in the damn nude, walk away. You don't have to listen to it, if you so choose. You can not walk around with your head in the sand. The people that you are angry at and are directing your hate towards are "religious cults." Going to church doesn't put you in that category. Please, to benefit yourself, do some research next time, or I will be forced to come back and I don't want to do this again.

^ Good answer. I was mentally formulating many of the same arguments before I read this post. :]

FFML_314 11

Why thank you. It was tough, because I'm at work and I had to keep getting up and then coming back to the computer lol. I kept losing my train of thought.

Ignorance, two thumbs up for just taking the time to do that.

BoyBeyond 0

That sucks! I would die if i couldn't buy a strawberry short cake icecream!

# 23 I know, I'm christian. My mum and Dad still fast, for 40 days before Easter. But Christians' fasting is different, we can't eat meat, Muslims can't eat all day, until the Adan.

Ohhh I didn't know some Christians do that. I know some people who go 24 hours without food just to cleanz their body.

CkMystic 0

that's Catholics who don't eat meat. other Christians don't do that.

i bet you'd love thaat icecream >;)

i sure hope the ice-cream truck loses all its gas right in front of your house. we have to test you some how.

why the **** are you fasting? it's one of the dumbest shit ever! like religion. religion is the dumbest shit invented!

you should reward yourself icecream for going fasting for seven days in a row

That sucks so bad. In Australia, Ramadan fell in the middle of summer a few years back. A friend of mine had to go without water on 40C days that were the longest ones of the year. He got through it, but it took some serious commitment. Good luck with it all.

you guys are so dumb they're not allowed to have anything pass their lips so that includes water sunrise to sunset. they fast because it's a month of cleansing the body from impurity and sin for example no sex and no touching the opposite sex no drinking etc shut the hell up if you don't have something nice to say

so they cant eat? good diet(: and they cant have sex with the oposit gender haha so i cud go anorexic and **** girls .. hmmmm

FFML_314 11

It is nearly impossible to go 7 days without water. Although, there have been people who have gone a long stretch without water, but you have to figure in temperature. The body loses I think 2 liters of water per day when the temperature is neither freezing cold or boiling hot. When you add in things such as humidity and high heat that number doubles. Since it's summer, it's hot and humid. A person can't go sunrise to sunset without water for a long period of time. OP has obviously had something to drink, even though there's a slight possibility he could be alive after 7 days, there's not way he could write this FML or think clearly. Edit: Fasting isn't about dieting. It's about cleansing the body.

thanks for reiterating my point although I'd like to add that they actually do go without water from about 4am until 6pm, although if the weather is that hot I'm sure god could forgive them for needing water. but most people go the whole day with out it! hot or no hot.

FFML_314 11

I was not reiterating your point. I don't think god cares if you drink water everyday all day. ;]

doink 0

49, the OP is allowed to drink after the sun sets and before it rises. If the sun rises at 6:00 am and sets at 7:00 pm (for example), that is only 13 hours. So it's not like they went 7 full days without water.

FFML_314 11

mate I don't give a shit what you have to say your speech on water had nothing to do with what I was saying so I was being sarcastic.

FFML_314 11

I was talking to the other person. Calm your nerves ice cube. Really, I was just rambling and thinking to myself, I have figured in my own components. It's OK. No need to get all cuss word on me. ò_ò

FFML, going completely without water for an extended period is where miracles and faith step in, as I understand it. I've never gotten much out of fasting food personally, so I wouldn't do it myself. I'd never recommend that anyone else do it, either. However, I don't doubt that it can be done theoretically, as I believe in both obviously divine miracles, and the subtler miracle of the mind-body connection. Faith (spiritual or not) within one's mind can achieve the seemingly impossible in one's body. That's a pretty well-recorded fact.