Heinz
Mississauga, Canada
Today, the highlight of my day was that I could afford name-brand ketchup. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Pissed and broke
United States
Evening out
Today, I finally got a raise after years of hard work! Excited, I went on a shopping spree, but as I checked the latest prices, it turns out that my extra income barely covers the increase in my grocery bill. Thanks, inflation. FML
khaelian
United States
Today, the highlight of my day was that the gas station I work at finally got a new mop head. FML
lilviss
Australia
It was yummy
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
Anonymous
Winner winner chicken dinner
Today, I realized I have finally turned into my mother when I got excited about using so many coupons that I only paid 70 cents for $14 worth of groceries. I need a life. FML
sassy_girl144
Newbury, United Kingdom
Today, I learned one of life's great lessons: it is possible to squeeze a Ketchup bottle so hard that the plastic breaks and everything lands on your face. FML
Anonymous
Vigodarzere, Italy
Today, after months of being on anti-depression medication and feeling very little emotionally, I finally felt some joy. Sadly it was from completely crushing my husband in an argument he started, where he claimed ketchup is a vegetable. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML
Tanuki_paws
Phoenix, United States
Today, I'm so broke that I got buyer's remorse after buying a $2 bottle of pancake syrup. FML
Anonymous
United States
Broke
Today, school tuition has taken up so much of my paycheck that the only thing I had to eat for dinner was applesauce. FML
special-ingredient
Canada
I'm tired
Today, I came home tired and hungry from work. I put my feet up and sat down with a big bowl of chips and salsa. I thought I must've been really hungry because my regular no-name salsa tasted way better than usual. I looked down to examine the jar. Looks like I like the taste of mold. FML
Top comments
Hidur 10
You should just walk into a random McDonalds and say you forgot to ask for ketchup for your meal. Free ketchup, free happiness, free Carl.
ThatGenericGuy 6
Hey, Great Value is still a brand.
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shots1996 8
So your in college?
zombieboy78 4
Wopde ******* do
hurrican_fml 0
That's a plus.
no1hasdisid 2
Not even the fact that u can afford the iPod/iPhone/ipad that u are using plus Internet?
Madden12 6
"Name-brand" sounds so weird, I guess its the generic term for "brand-name".. heh
bingobangobongo 0
Oh for godsake no! Generic ketchup?! Your life must be a spiral of degradation and humiliation! For **** sake, if that's your sob story, I can't wait for life to hit you square in the ****** balls
daps29 11
That's sad and depressing :(
natalie11645 0
At least your taste buds will be satisfied now.
nerdstuck101 8
Marry an old rich guy ppl say it'z shallow but I did it and I've never looked back
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : Everyone hates ketchup precum.