Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML

Denied

Today, I was talking to a swimmer I just met. I saw a cute guy and whispered to her, "That guy is hot." She asked "Who?" I pointed at him. She turned to see him, then turned back to me and said "Ew, that's my brother." She went to him, whispered something. He turned around to see me and said, "EW." FML

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

Diaspora

Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML

Mix up

Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

Today, I was driving home from swim practice with my mom. I glanced over and saw my brother's hot friend, who I've been secretly in love with forever. He waved to me, and excitedly I waved back. I then heard my mom say, "You're gonna die when you see how bad you look right now." FML