Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML
Denied
Today, I was talking to a swimmer I just met. I saw a cute guy and whispered to her, "That guy is hot." She asked "Who?" I pointed at him. She turned to see him, then turned back to me and said "Ew, that's my brother." She went to him, whispered something. He turned around to see me and said, "EW." FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, I was driving home from swim practice with my mom. I glanced over and saw my brother's hot friend, who I've been secretly in love with forever. He waved to me, and excitedly I waved back. I then heard my mom say, "You're gonna die when you see how bad you look right now." FML
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fucktheworld943 0
Yeah, us gay guys hate it when chicks can't take a hint, lol!
ilovefatcats 12
it's always nice to no the love of ur life is gay
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Comments (43)
Havin 19
That's gotta hurt
brigham79 1
i thought girls could see a gay guy from miles away and know to stay away. you proved otherwise.
muffinkitty 15
How the heck are you supposed to tell "from miles away"??
NoisyNykkii 10
Wow, you guys must know OP irl to know that he/she is a girl. Just don't go assuming things. And now I wait.
chaylea 19
Ok
yukithesmith 11
shantonya isnt a guy's name however, so it is natural to think it is a lady. Besides, they could have still probably hooked up in some way if they were both gay
marrythenight52 0
Lol, I know what it's like to be the guy in this situation because I have been in it!! Lol
BLO_N_GO 6
Have a massive 3some everyone wins
LissaMccracken 23
If you've been in love with him for years, haven't told him, and didn't know he was gay, then you kinda deserve it
Messeract 4
How did you not know he was gay?
CBN_Calebisboss1 10
He's gay?
chewebb 8
You honestly didn't see any other signs that he was gay?
fantasyworld 39
How are you in love if you've never been with him?