Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask someone out after months of debating it. She smiled, said yes, and asked what time. I got so nervous that I gave her the time I start work instead of our reservation. We both showed up to completely different places and spent twenty minutes wondering why the other had ghosted us. FML
Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML
Today, after finally having the guts to confess to a guy I have liked for a year now and him saying he also likes me and then asking me out, I went out of my way and traveled 4 hours to meet him. He didn't show up and never apologized. I never heard anything from him. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on at work finally asked me out to lunch. I was nervous we wouldn't have anything to talk about. He spent the entire hour talking about how amazing his new girlfriend is. FML
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unknown_user5566 27
I'm willing to bet he told you it was a double date, but in your excitement, you decided to have selective hearing.
DocBastard 40
Guy: Do you want to go on a date with me and... OP: Yes! Guy: I mean a doub... OP: Yes!! Guy: I didn't finish! I mean with another g... OP: YES!!! See you then! *click* Maybe you should have let him finish his question.
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Comments (71)
blackcherries 5
My brain fried reading your comment... Damn! ^^
Tezoma 28
But that's when you tell him he hasn't shown up yet and take a quick moment to call a male friend to see if he'd be willing to on a friend date, OP
jazzyjazz23 9
How did you not know he was dating someone else?
rattusrattus 19
Let me get the blu-tak and coloured threads...
firefly319 7
A "double date" is when 2 couple go out together. What you were on is just weird.
firefly319 7
Wow. I hit submit before finishing my comment. Ignore that please >.
ICastillo 25
Well that's an awkward situation.....
PhishloverA 14
He needs to learn communication skills.
antixx101 0
Or was it that you were thinking too much about the date you tuned out the rest of question when asking about a double date?!
gracehi 33
O.O NOOR, LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!! :O
gracehi 33
Next time, ask him out. Then there won't be any confusion. Then, over dinner, you can casually mention that you'd like to get married and have lots of sex and babies.
gc327072 31
Boy, that escalated quickly.