Love: Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally...

By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 12:12 - United States

Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2020 01:00

Today, after finally having the guts to confess to a guy I have liked for a year now and him saying he also likes me and then asking me out, I went out of my way and traveled 4 hours to meet him. He didn't show up and never apologized. I never heard anything from him. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 09:32 - India

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML

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By kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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By foreveralone - 23/07/2013 09:51 - New Zealand - Torbay

Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML

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By FriendZone - 03/03/2017 16:00 - United States - Abington

Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Central Islip

Today, the guy I've been crushing on at work finally asked me out to lunch. I was nervous we wouldn't have anything to talk about. He spent the entire hour talking about how amazing his new girlfriend is. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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By nameless - 12/07/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

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unknown_user5566 26

Tuesday 9 October 2012 18:58

I'm willing to bet he told you it was a double date, but in your excitement, you decided to have selective hearing.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 9 October 2012 19:05

Guy: Do you want to go on a date with me and... OP: Yes! Guy: I mean a doub... OP: Yes!! Guy: I didn't finish! I mean with another g... OP: YES!!! See you then! *click* Maybe you should have let him finish his question.

Comments

blackcherries 5

Tuesday 9 October 2012 19:13

My brain fried reading your comment... Damn! ^^

Tezoma 28

Tuesday 9 October 2012 19:19

But that's when you tell him he hasn't shown up yet and take a quick moment to call a male friend to see if he'd be willing to on a friend date, OP

jazzyjazz23 9

Tuesday 9 October 2012 19:20

How did you not know he was dating someone else?

rattusrattus 18

Tuesday 9 October 2012 19:20

Let me get the blu-tak and coloured threads...

firefly319 7

Tuesday 9 October 2012 19:24

A "double date" is when 2 couple go out together. What you were on is just weird.

firefly319 7

Tuesday 9 October 2012 20:03

Wow. I hit submit before finishing my comment. Ignore that please >.

ICastillo 24

Tuesday 9 October 2012 19:25

Well that's an awkward situation.....

PhishloverA 14

Tuesday 9 October 2012 19:45

He needs to learn communication skills.

antixx101 0

Tuesday 9 October 2012 19:49

Or was it that you were thinking too much about the date you tuned out the rest of question when asking about a double date?!

gracehi 31

Tuesday 9 October 2012 19:59

O.O NOOR, LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!! :O

gracehi 31

Tuesday 9 October 2012 20:00

Next time, ask him out. Then there won't be any confusion. Then, over dinner, you can casually mention that you'd like to get married and have lots of sex and babies.