Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML
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Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, I was invited to an engagement. My crush is getting engaged next month to a man she told me she hated. FML
Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
Today, I got engaged to my boyfriend of three years. I made the announcement on my status on facebook so people would congratulate me. The only response I got about my engagement was from a girl I knew saying; "Umm, he didn't tell you he was cheating on you for three years with me?" FML
Today, my fiancé — a top chef — called me at work to make sure I would be home on time for the extra special dinner he'd prepared for me. The occasion, as I later discovered, was the end of our engagement. FML
Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously, until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, and completely forgot my name in front of all my family and friends. I've been with his son for 7 years. FML
Today, I called off my engagement, after finding out my fiancé is cheating on me. I recently started a new job, and in anticipation of getting married, I asked that my username include his surname. They can't be changed, so now I get to log in every day under that sorry bastard's surname. FML
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tokyohenjin 5
You sure you were dating him?
fodyshark 0
why would u be dumb enough to date a guy dating someone else. pretty stupid smh.
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silisand_fml 0
Rise above. if they did it to piss you off, be nice as you can. then who wins?
thew_fml 14
it's the 21st century people - waiter applies to men and women now. OP - you can tell your boss why you don't want to do it. or **** the guy at the reception
aardvarkish 17
I doubt that.
katiebabygirl 0
I don't get why all these guys are cheating on girls. Is it really that hard to stay with one person?
angryseatroll 5
though I do agree with this, it could be vice versa. the OP could have been the one being cheated with, not cheated on. thus the person he is getting married to, just found themselves a cheating douche. so either way, I think he deserves to be dumped, because cheaters never prosper.
angryseatroll 5
and I mean not the OP, but the engaged should get dumped.
lovelove24 1
does it really matter if op was cheating with him? he was still the one cheating
amazingjane 0
the bride did that b/c she's a bitch troll from hell. I'm not gonna lie....that bitch is gansta! u should tell his grandmother that he gave ur herpes.
artcgirl 0
I agree with 35. if they tried to piss you off, ignore it and treat it as just another job. reverse physiology is fun :)
artcgirl 0
phsycology or however it's spelled :)
Spastastic 6
Psychology*
aardvarkish 17
better than reverse anatomy, I guess...
katiebabygirl 0
hahahaha!!!
redblack59 0
salty!!!
SoulessRed 0
Poison the food XD
megitts 0
tell your boss what's going on. I'm sure he will understand and you won't have to work at their wedding!!
perdix 31
You are a warning shot to his bride. He'll point at you and tell her, "You let me down and I can be nailing her in five minutes." That will make her one compliant wife.
GLOCKMAMA 0
Nice Perdix! That's pretty damn funny & prolly 100% true.