Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML
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Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, I was invited to an engagement. My crush is getting engaged next month to a man she told me she hated. FML
Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
Today, I got engaged to my boyfriend of three years. I made the announcement on my status on facebook so people would congratulate me. The only response I got about my engagement was from a girl I knew saying; "Umm, he didn't tell you he was cheating on you for three years with me?" FML
Today, my fiancé — a top chef — called me at work to make sure I would be home on time for the extra special dinner he'd prepared for me. The occasion, as I later discovered, was the end of our engagement. FML
Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously, until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, and completely forgot my name in front of all my family and friends. I've been with his son for 7 years. FML
Today, I called off my engagement, after finding out my fiancé is cheating on me. I recently started a new job, and in anticipation of getting married, I asked that my username include his surname. They can't be changed, so now I get to log in every day under that sorry bastard's surname. FML
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tokyohenjin 5
You sure you were dating him?
fodyshark 0
why would u be dumb enough to date a guy dating someone else. pretty stupid smh.
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Comments (215)
britt127 1
Wow that's messed up.
alphabravo76 0
wow 13 you're pretty!!!
fisher50 0
wow 37 you're a pedo!!!
lilkim_fml 0
He would be a pedo if he said something like " wow 13 you're pretty i would like to f*** your little underage body!!" "you're pretty" is just a nice compliment:) (and before anyone gets any ideas, no, i'm not a pedo...) i just think yore a nice person 37 i just think you're a nice person 34!!
lilkim_fml 0
what wrong with this "edit your comment" thing?? sure 34 also is a nice person but thats not my point!! :)
dragonpink 0
18 = adult.
MissHottMess 0
Call in sick that day or put laxatives in their food
bluewaffles69 0
poison their food(;
ryderburt 2
**** him at their engagement party
flzxoxo 0
he's a jerk. I feel bad for u:(
Stunsz 0
wow that ******* sucks OP maybe if you serve well you can join them in engagment sex and make it a 3 some :D
worly 1
push the cake over and pee in the champagne
GeorgeeBoi 2
what A Fu***** jerk. These are the reasons why Girls can't trust guys anymore.
funnii_bunnii 0
that sux! so srry
jesssssssss_fml 0
so "accidently" spill the soup and wine! problem solved
Snerdatron 0
'Waiter' implying you're male. He got engaged to a female. He wasn't gay afterall.
ArtIsResistance7 1
Or he's still gay, and just getting married to cover it up. >.>
lilkim_fml 0
why not Alan?? maybe OP is male... never gave that a thought?? OP shloud've written the sex. It would spare many comments on this one!!
Spastastic 6
Women are sometimes referred to as waiters rather than waitresses. It's not a gender-specific word, at least not anymore.