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Oooh that sucks OP, FYL
Dump laxatives in the punch!
What a bitch. You'll find someone better.
OP, just sit back an laugh at the poor bastard. If she did it once, she'll probably do it again.
Don't show up?
Re-read the FML. It is at his work. He can't not show up. Fired or whine?
No amount of free cake will distract you from the pain. Stay home and use your credit card irresponsibly; you'll forget about everything
And once you get home, drown yourself in Ben&Jerry's, switch on the radio, wear your fro wig and party :) it helps.
Says the man with the forever alone meme as a pic xD
Hey, you ****** her first so you still won!
And make sure you remind her of that at the party!
Euhm, I don't know about you guys, but I really don't read in the FML that OP was her first boyfriend. So he probably didn't **** her first. So he lost. Again.
Once a cheater, always a cheater. Sounds to me like you dodged a bullet.
At the wedding, stand up and make a speech and say "I'm so happy for you guys, looks like I dodged a bullet!"
More than likely seeing how she had someone else inside her while in a committed relationship
True, it was a good point. But in favor of drama, we will have to go with that she was a cheating *****. Makes things more interesting for all.
It's okay, her new fiancé gets YOUR sloppy seconds. On to the next one...
Maybe you should share all of your sex stories about you and your ex with the fiancé at the party. It'll be a good way to break the ice.
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Once a cheater, always a cheater. Sounds to me like you dodged a bullet.
No amount of free cake will distract you from the pain. Stay home and use your credit card irresponsibly; you'll forget about everything