Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML
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Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, I was invited to an engagement. My crush is getting engaged next month to a man she told me she hated. FML
Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
Today, I got engaged to my boyfriend of three years. I made the announcement on my status on facebook so people would congratulate me. The only response I got about my engagement was from a girl I knew saying; "Umm, he didn't tell you he was cheating on you for three years with me?" FML
Today, my fiancé — a top chef — called me at work to make sure I would be home on time for the extra special dinner he'd prepared for me. The occasion, as I later discovered, was the end of our engagement. FML
Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously, until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, and completely forgot my name in front of all my family and friends. I've been with his son for 7 years. FML
Today, I called off my engagement, after finding out my fiancé is cheating on me. I recently started a new job, and in anticipation of getting married, I asked that my username include his surname. They can't be changed, so now I get to log in every day under that sorry bastard's surname. FML
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tokyohenjin 5
You sure you were dating him?
fodyshark 0
why would u be dumb enough to date a guy dating someone else. pretty stupid smh.
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Comments (215)
zakth 0
your a waiter... so that means your a guy and the guy you are daiting is now hitching a women... fyl
CallMeHush 1
As you lean in to serve the mother-in-law to be whisper, I'm ******* the groom.
bbyychula710 0
damm ur lifee suckss !
ImACatMeowwww 0
Make something "accidentily" go wrong and make the day a living hell.
emjay09 0
why are you dating someone that is engaged to someone else? ydi but fyl at the same time
stro88 6
Wait a waiter? is it me or are you a dude who had a dude that became straight or what?
sassyangel24 0
i would quit.
SydneyyyKhaos 0
Pretty sure it's time for a new boyfriend. That's some bs yo.
YDIyouidiot 0
YDI for joining two independent clauses with a comma.
branje 0
Hmmmm, I feel a hookie day coming on.