Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to pick up my long-distance boyfriend at the airport. It has been over six months since I last saw him and four days since I last heard from him. He never showed up. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 3 years uttered the heartbreaking words, “I met this girl here in my hometown and she’s really great and we fell in love with each other, I can’t do this anymore. We’re over.” I was planning on moving to his town after graduation this year. FML
Today, I was ditched by the guy I flew over two thousand miles to see. His excuse? "I'm just tired. I want to go home and sleep" Later, he checked in at a bar right down the street from the hotel on Facebook. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, the guy I've been dating said we couldn't see each other anymore because he needed to focus on his career. He's unemployed. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, I flew 8 hours to visit my boyfriend. When I arrived at the airport, and he started taking long to show up, I checked my email to see the info. I hit the junk mail by accident and found his last 10 emails in there. He had broken up with me a week ago. FML
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Top comments
PYLrulz 17
Dodged a bullet there. Now find yourself a real man, not some dickless, gutless coward
flamegrilled123 3
If that's how he decides to leave you, he doesn't deserve to be with you
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Comments (82)
PhilSnake22 13
Well, that escalated quickly..
olpally 33
That doesn't work here...
Tessy7 9
Really, a meme?
SApprentice 34
Well, that makes it easy enough. You're done with him, and now can find a really good man. Try and be happy, because he just made it clear that he shouldn't be in your life anyway. I just hope he didn't take anything that belongs to you with him.
DocBastard 40
It doesn't sound like you should be too broken up about this. You describe him as "the guy I have been seeing", not a boyfriend, the love of your life, **** buddy, etc. I'd give this a big, fat "whatever" and move on.
kimg0885 23
But you are still together right???? No really sorry op what a douche move.
MidnightKnight 6
Well, I guess you guys are "never ever getting back together." -cue Taylor Swift song-
rebel_belle1974 5
what a coward! you can do better
Zacham 5
break ups are hard but atleast he told you. could have just left.
Nabee143 3
Are you serious? Did you not READ the FML? He did just leave and not tell her. He said he was going on a trip for 3 weeks and then called from the airport and said he wasn't coming back. Which FML did you read?
ObeyStudKing 4
What an ass. Look at this way. He's a coward and you don't have to put up with his shit.
baronsmommy 14
Don't sweat it op, now that this chump ass little boy is out of the way you will be available to meet a real man. The best revenge is to be happy so live it up!
Enslaved 38
Well, if he tells you he's moving to Yemen, that's just a polite lie to ditch you.