Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML
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Today, I went to pick up my long-distance boyfriend at the airport. It has been over six months since I last saw him and four days since I last heard from him. He never showed up. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 3 years uttered the heartbreaking words, “I met this girl here in my hometown and she’s really great and we fell in love with each other, I can’t do this anymore. We’re over.” I was planning on moving to his town after graduation this year. FML
Today, I was ditched by the guy I flew over two thousand miles to see. His excuse? "I'm just tired. I want to go home and sleep" Later, he checked in at a bar right down the street from the hotel on Facebook. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, the guy I've been dating said we couldn't see each other anymore because he needed to focus on his career. He's unemployed. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, I flew 8 hours to visit my boyfriend. When I arrived at the airport, and he started taking long to show up, I checked my email to see the info. I hit the junk mail by accident and found his last 10 emails in there. He had broken up with me a week ago. FML
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Top comments
PYLrulz 17
Dodged a bullet there. Now find yourself a real man, not some dickless, gutless coward
flamegrilled123 3
If that's how he decides to leave you, he doesn't deserve to be with you
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Comments (82)
neurodoc 1
Put his name on your personal "No fly list".
goodgood_fml 5
Awww, he must have met Sunshine. He'll be back after she hustles him out of all his money.
AerBear115 15
Ruuuuuude!!!
Kibaruto 33
So, the sex was 'THAT' bad, huh?
Megan98 18
What an ass... You deserve way better than that!
vryder 1
Is his name Phil? Lolololol
pittyfinny 4
Ha ha ha that's funny oh wait no it's not ha ha ha YDI
WildAndBeautiful 3
Been there except told me after he left.
TwentyFourXXIV 13
Sucks...
FML_14u2c 14
Being at the airport, did he look at the plane and have a premonition about it crashing or something?