Today, the girl I've been dating dumped me after she found out I'm originally from Alabama. Apparently she doesn't want to date someone from a "foreign country". We both live in Michigan. FML
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Today, I ran into a guy I knew from 3 years ago. He just moved here from out of state and is planning to stay forever. This is the same guy who dated me long distance and dumped me after a while because he “couldn’t handle long distance.” He just got engaged to a girl who lives here. FML
Today, I was watching a movie at my girlfriend's house with her and her parents. There was a part where a brother and sister kissed, so I said "where'd they come from, Alabama?" Today is also the day I found out my girlfriend's parents are from Alabama. FML
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CaptainSmith28 19
Move back to Alabama. I'll bet even there you'll find someone more educated than that.
Nilorak 24
Sweet home Alabama.
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Comments (164)
FrankHotpants 31
Maybe she thought you said Albania.
oatmeal96 10
MIGHIGAN! **super bowl voice**
ecfurry6 7
A fellow Michigander :)
TheyCallMeDamien 17
Do you really want to date someone that stupid? Let her go.
CanadianGirl14 10
I'm pretty sure that's a sign that you can do way better.
Ki11erC 18
No loss there then, dread to think what would come out of her mouth next if she is that stupid.
Omniprism 14
She saved you from her. She sounds like an idiot.
sanecatlady 13
Stupid AND a bigot, she's gifted! Yeah, not everyone can have both of those amazing talents(sarcasm). You should have dumped her instead.
DatWeirdoDoe 9
Damn that chick is dumb. OP its okay. People in alabama are alot more educated. I think.....so go back to Alabama and find a girl. :)
Entovarian 4
I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of.....Alabama? Sounds legit.