Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML
Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, the girl that I had a crush on for over a year, from whom I recently moved on from, told me that she likes me. I’m dating a new girl. FML
Today, a really cute girl from my class invited me out for a few drinks. I’ve had a crush on her all year and thought this was my chance. We went out but it turns out she has a boyfriend of 5 and a half years she plans to marry. I saw her as a potential girlfriend and I guess she saw me as something else. FML
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whyisblue 0
ummm wow a girl u liked told u that she was dating. u guys weren't even goin out. it like me writing- ohh I coughed today and I drank some water FML
tttron 0
so? you aren't going out with her
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mmaire 0
typical. a girl you've had a crush on "for the past few months" and evidently done nothing about. pathetic. there's nothing more certain to kill any interest a girl might have in you than to hang around, too chicken to make a move. i don't even know why she was 'secretly' seeing someone. she didn't owe you anything.
youfools 0
Watch the "you women" comment. Who exactly are you talking to? The guy who posted the FML or the (mostly) guys laughing at him? Taking someone to dinner to tell them you're going out with someone else isn't something most people do, male or female. Get over yourself, Peroxide. The reason you don't get women is because your head is shoved too far up your ass to accurately grasp the situation.
thatguy1103 0
I hate it when my single friends are seeing some guy behind my back
BeeSkwaird 0
Hahahaha
crzyry 6
I go out to dinner with my female friends all the time with no strings attached. However why was she seeing this person secretly? She either knew the OP liked her or dated someone the OP didn't like.
BikerMike 0
did you at least get a BJ?
youfools 0
wtf? "You're going out with someone else, but hey, want to suck my dick?" grow up.
Thecommish 0
LOL, hello Friend Zone....
Starfire22 5
I don't understand why she was "secretly" seeing someone... You are not dating so why all the secrets?
xxmollyxx 25
I don't get why someone is put within quotation marks. Who is this "someone", your brother/best friend/sister??
initonyourown 0
Wtf why didnt you just make a move months ago.....
perdix 31
Pro tip: Don't have a crush on someone for a "few months." Once you decide someone is crush-worthy, act within a few days and ask them out. Either they'll say "yes" and you are on your way, or they will reject you and you just need to move on. A long stay in the "crush zone" means you end up in the "friend zone" or the dumping grounds.